Mamagistra Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 ...with a brand spankin' new bar of Amy's soap when I smelled something. Something strong. :glare: Something floral. :001_huh: Something...boyish. :confused: Ds4 came in and stood by me, reeking... :blink: Reeking of lavender and dirt... :eek: Dirt because he played outside after lunch... :001_unsure: Lavender because he came in and doused himself and the entire second floor with an ENTIRE (new!) bottle of Foil Hat LAVENDER Linen Spray. :sneaky2: It is as though an effeminate skunk scooted his grungy little behind across every inch of carpet in my house. :ack2: Thank you, Lord, that I am not pregnant right now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j.griff Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 :lol::lol: give ds a :chillpill: and enjoy your soap after he scrubs the tub. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetpeach Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 You are a Smiley Superstar. :cheers2: I sit and stare, shocked and awed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Needleroozer Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 My ds did this when I got my first bottle- mine was pachoulli lime flavored, and it was so strong! Good thing is, your son was only 4 when he did this- mine was 12. Sigh. And yes, I can so relate to being glad to NOT be preggers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornerstone Classical Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 It is as though an effeminate skunk scooted his grungy little behind across every inch of carpet in my house. :ack2: Thank you, Lord, that I am not pregnant right now... Now That IS funny!:lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornerstone Classical Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 I am HIGHLY alergic to perfume. God, I would now be at the ER on a respirator...:ack2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudoMom Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 I'm only laughing because it didn't happen here, and it'd take you at least 12 hours to get close enough to make me stop . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gailmegan Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Laughing because I could see my 4yo doing the same thing. A few months ago he got naked and painted himself everywhere with white-out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny in Atl Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 You make me want to place an order with Amy!! Ow, fruity soaps. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Bay Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Sorry for chuckling, but it reminds me of the time when my two younger ones decided to wave their paint brushes around in the kitchen, covered with a colour they made themselves that was an odd shade of purple/brown. I spent HOURS cleaning and kept finding new splatters for a year.:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cin Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Sorry for chuckling, but it reminds me of the time when my two younger ones decided to wave their paint brushes around in the kitchen, covered with a colour they made themselves that was an odd shade of purple/brown. I spent HOURS cleaning and kept finding new splatters for a year.:) I spilled a 2 cup container of RED jello in our new refrigerator 12 years ago. We got rid of it last year and I was still finding little red spots. UGH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Bay Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 I spilled a 2 cup container of RED jello in our new refrigerator 12 years ago. We got rid of it last year and I was still finding little red spots. UGH Ah, but we cleverly moved a year after the event;). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doran Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 .It is as though an effeminate skunk scooted his grungy little behind across every inch of carpet in my house. :ack2: Per'aps 'ee iz followING in zee fooot-steps of 'ees fwriend, Monsieur Le Pew! Too funny, Debra! Doran p.s. I had a great image posted there, but it didn't show up. Rats!! Here's the link...maybe it will work instead? http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/ATA/21479BP~Looney-Tunes-Pepe-le-Pew-Posters.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daisy Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 That is the most hilarious post. My DH is choking he is laughing so hard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mamagistra Posted March 26, 2008 Author Share Posted March 26, 2008 It's a good thing this boy is extra cute! :D Everything smells much better today. :001_smile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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