OK, that was just plain funny. :D
I agree that there are LOTS of things people shouldn't do when they drive...like put on mascara, beat their kids, use their laptop, smoke, engage in sexual activity (all of which I have personally witnessed). People eat in their cars, men shave, kids fight, movies are playing, radios are blaring, etc. etc. etc.
I was rear-ended by a girl changing her radio station. I would not mind if they mandated hands-free, I guess. But the bottom line is that cell phone is just as (or no more) risky than all those other distracting behaviors. Other than driving with both hands on the wheel, no noise whatsoever, and completely alone...there are going to be distractions. Let's not pick on cell phones.