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From Middle Girl's essay: "Most of America was discovered by bicycle or canoe."
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Homeschool fail: no dear, not the Calamari Desert.
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Street in front of our house subsiding. Driveway full of City workers investigating drains & marvelling at sunken spot. No hope of lessons today.
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Taking apart dishwasher. 4 screws need torque 15 screwdriver; last screw is T20. Of course. Off to Lowe's...
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Middle Girl just recited: "Th' Assyrian came down like a wolf in a Ford..." #notbyron #homeschoolfail
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"The Civil War began when the Confederates fired on Ft. Stockton." #Texanhomeschoolfail
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Making colonial-era syllabub. Wee Girl: "What next?" Middle Girl: "We must whip it." Me: "Yes, whip it. Whip it good." Only dh finds it amusing.
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The perils of teaching about the Labor movement. Dd just chanted at me "8 hours for work, 8 hours for sleep, 8 hours for what we will!"
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If the angels in heaven play Bach on their harps, in hell Bach is played on a suzuki cello.
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Middle Girl is practicing 'Endearing Young Charms.' I keep expecting the piano to explode.
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Wee Girl, on the way home from church: "A virgin is a mommy who's had a baby but isn't married first. (Smugly) I learned that in Sunday school."