I'm all out of clever ideas for funny camp letters

[Momling]

Starting several years ago when my kids first went to summer camp, I began to write to them a series of absurd letters talking about homelife... For instance, I've written a series of letters that their sims have rebelled and taken on lives of their own, that we rented out their bedroom to a crazy elderly lady who kept doing suspicious things, that we got lost on a rafting trip and mutinied the guide, that we were all put in prison and had to escape...   I've written letters in code and written letters like mad libs.  I can't think of what else to do.  Can any of you clever people think of something funny that I could write about? 

Thanks!

[J-rap]

 I remember once we had an invisible ink letter set.  So, you write a letter in invisible ink, but be sure to send along the magic marker that makes the words appear again!

Edited June 27, 2016 by J-rap

[Hyacinth]

Wow. I write "I miss you!" and include a couple of dollars for the snack bar.

 

You rock!

[Jean in Newcastle]

Do you have pets who could get into funny mischief?

 

The Zombie Apocalypse? 

[alisoncooks]

I sent my kids a note saying their dad and I had been going to fun places without them. I used images from Google but copied/pasted DH and I into them. Last year, we were "at" the Eiffle Tower, the pyramids, and the Statue of Liberty. This year, I used images of people zip lining, on water slides, bouncy houses...and just pasted our heads on them. :D

[alisoncooks]

I also sent a note from the dog.

 

And one note that said "eye miss you!" and covered it with googly eyes. (