Karenciavo Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 I'm at a party and I run into Dennis Miller. We're chatting and I asked him a question (I don't recall what it was.) His reply was, "Well I don't know if I should drink a shot of ketchup or dance the jig with Elayne Boosler." :001_huh: Then I woke up. I've probably just been listening to D. Miller too much, but I'm really wondering how my brain put that together. :lol: Any dream analyzers here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 :lol: The night before last I had a dream hubby and I were actors in a movie. Russell Crowe kept hitting on me and I was like "ew!" (apologies to the Russell lovers out there) But then my husband ran off with Meg Ryan! Boo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karenciavo Posted September 19, 2008 Author Share Posted September 19, 2008 :lol:Russell Crowe kept hitting on me and I was like "ew!" (apologies to the Russell lovers out there) But then my husband ran off with Meg Ryan! Boo. :lol: Brains are so funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 :lol: Brains are so funny. My husband totally didn't think it was funny when he woke up to me punching him in the arm, lol!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlockOfSillies Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 That actually sounds like something he would say! LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 I recently had a dream that there was a giant green Rice Krispie Bar Man standing in my bedroom in a rather threatening manner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karenciavo Posted September 19, 2008 Author Share Posted September 19, 2008 I recently had a dream that there was a giant green Rice Krispie Bar Man standing in my bedroom in a rather threatening manner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karenciavo Posted September 19, 2008 Author Share Posted September 19, 2008 That actually sounds like something he would say! LOL. I know. :lol: Someone sent me a YouTube clip with Dennis Miller on Family Guy. Funny and true (warning: contains a wee bit of cursing. very wee.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SquirrellyMama Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 When I was 7 I had a dream that I was helping the smurfs build a wall to heaven. God kept zapping it down and we'd fall into a big pit with Gargamel and Azriel running around trying to catch us. I think that was my first really wierd dream and haven't stopped since. My all time favorite is the dream about the money saving scheme the government came up with. One person from each family had to cut off their head to save money on groceries. So, me, being the selfless person I am , chose to be the one to get their head cut off. For some reason in this dream when you get your head cut off you don't die. You just can't eat. We were sitting on the couch: me, my dh, my three kids and my parents. Why one of my parents didn't have to cut their head off I don't know. They don't live with us or anything. My dh has this dull knife that he's trying to use to cut off my head. I grabbed it from him and said, "You are going to scar the kids if they have to wait so long for you to cut off my head" :001_huh: So, I gave him a really sharp axe and said, "Get it over with". Ok, so my head is off and inside of it is....... ice cream! My kids are overjoyed because there is all you can eat ice cream in mom's head :ack2:. yay! Everyone is having a blast but mom because she can't eat ice cream anymore :glare: If you haven't done so already grab the popcorn :lurk5: because this movie continues. That night after all the excitment has worn off (ice cream is gone) and no one has thanked mom for her sacrifice :mad:, I am sitting on the couch thinking about how I can't do anything anymore because I have no head. I can't read a book, watch a movie, or EAT! I was totally bummed. One of the funniest things about that dream... In the morning my neck hurt where my dh was trying to saw it with the blunt knife. :001_huh: I have so many good ones. I wake up frequently at night so I remember them really well. I sometimes do this 4 or 5 times a night. Kelly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mama Lynx Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 I'm at a party and I run into Dennis Miller. We're chatting and I asked him a question (I don't recall what it was.) His reply was, "Well I don't know if I should drink a shot of ketchup or dance the jig with Elayne Boosler." :001_huh: Then I woke up. I've probably just been listening to D. Miller too much, but I'm really wondering how my brain put that together. :lol: Any dream analyzers here? I'm not even going to try to analyze that one :lol: I love Dennis Miller. I once had a dream in which I was sick, and living in a friend's apartment. The band Yes came by to cheer me up by dancing a conga line. :001_huh: I laughed so hard I woke myself up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karenciavo Posted September 20, 2008 Author Share Posted September 20, 2008 I once had a dream in which I was sick, and living in a friend's apartment. The band Yes came by to cheer me up by dancing a conga line. :001_huh: I laughed so hard I woke myself up! I can picture Jon Anderson leading and Rick Wakeman bringing up the rear in a bedazzled jumpsuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melmac Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 Sorry, no analysis for you, but that sure gave me a good laugh. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 I know. :lol: Someone sent me a YouTube clip with Dennis Miller on Family Guy. Funny and true (warning: contains a wee bit of cursing. very wee.) That's a great one! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Virginia Dawn Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 Two nights ago, I dreamt I was in an Italian bakery and had my pick of custard filled rolls. I picked lemon. Then I went to pay, thinking what a great price they were. But I only had dollars. When I figured out the exchange rate, I ended up paying $5 dollars for the roll and I was shocked. But I ate it anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gardenschooler Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 Ok, so my head is off and inside of it is....... ice cream! My kids are overjoyed because there is all you can eat ice cream in mom's head :ack2:. yay! That night after all the excitment has worn off (ice cream is gone) and no one has thanked mom for her sacrifice :mad:, I am sitting on the couch thinking about how I can't do anything anymore because I have no head. I can't read a book, watch a movie, or EAT! I was totally bummed. Kelly I can't breathe. This is the funniest thing I've ever heard!!! :lol: I thought I had some crazy dreams, but you guys have me beat. Mine aren't usually funny in the retelling. A shot of ketchup? I think if you dream about drinking a shot of ketchup that means you're crazy. :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlockOfSillies Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 ROTFL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer3141 Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 A shot of ketchup?? For some reason, that just turns my stomach. :D Yep. I think you're nuts. ;p Jen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mama Lynx Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 Two nights ago, I dreamt I was in an Italian bakery and had my pick of custard filled rolls. I picked lemon. Then I went to pay, thinking what a great price they were. But I only had dollars. When I figured out the exchange rate, I ended up paying $5 dollars for the roll and I was shocked. But I ate it anyway. I think your dream was obviously about the election. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny in Florida Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 http://www.welltrainedmind.com/forums/showthread.php?t=58104 Anyone want to analyze for me? I can't seem to shake the images or the feeling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTMindy Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 I think dreams are the weirdest things ever!! I really have no idea how our brains do the strange things they do. Apparently you have a particularly distrurbed brain right now. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Virginia Dawn Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 I can see the connections. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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