Jean in Newcastle Posted December 12, 2013 Author Share Posted December 12, 2013 Well you know what their secret is...camera angle and on the printed page, airbrushing. And if someone comes too close they may fake the vapors... I figured they have make-up artists who might help even there too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prairiewindmomma Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Laser treatments run around $100. They make b*st "masks" as well....the search term is décolletage...most contain collagen. I use the same skin care products that I use on my face and try to use proper supportive underthings when exercising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoughCollie Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Sweetheart, there are times when it isn't out of sight or mind. I want to look my best at all times. ;) :eek: You mean you go around with your cleavage sticking out? You!!!???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasider Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 I was watching a bit of the Kelly Clarkson Christmas special last night and there was Kelly, Reba McIntire and Trisha Yearwood displaying their cleavage skin in all it's glory. I started to giggle. I've never checked out another woman's cleavage skin before. . . Just remember, behind every one of them is a team of aestheticians (and just maybe a plastic surgeon). Just like in homeschooling, Jean...comparison is the death of contentment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted December 12, 2013 Author Share Posted December 12, 2013 You mean you go around with your cleavage sticking out? You!!!???? Do I need to spell this out for you? You, the mother of four? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoobie Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Do I need to spell this out for you? You, the mother of four? Maybe some tassels would distract? Lovely lacy something? I always have to wear those (though lately they're nursing contraptions and hideous) or someone is apt to get a black eye. Having too much cleavage means no wrinkles because, well, gravity and who can see down at my knees? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted December 12, 2013 Author Share Posted December 12, 2013 Tassles? Someone fetch the smelling salts, pronto! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoughCollie Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Do I need to spell this out for you? You, the mother of four? Do I need to point this out? My kids were bottle-fed babies. I don't have *that* problem! :auto: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoughCollie Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Tassles? Someone fetch the smelling salts, pronto! They would go well with your Eeyore costume! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoobie Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Nobody would be looking at the wrinkles! Ok, so maybe candlelight would be safer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted December 12, 2013 Author Share Posted December 12, 2013 They would go well with your Eeyore costume! Hey! I told you that I was wearing my fuzzy fleece Eeyore shirt in confidence! It's fuzzy and it makes me happy. And it keeps my cleavage nice and toasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoughCollie Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 And it keeps my cleavage nice and toasty. You have just proved you don't need Wrinkle Be Gone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom in High Heels Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 You mean you go around with your cleavage sticking out? You!!!???? Hahaha! When we met up, she was covered all the way to the neck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted December 13, 2013 Author Share Posted December 13, 2013 Hahaha! When we met up, she was covered all the way to the neck! Hey, it was cold! And that sweater is one that I think goes well with my skin tones. I'll have you know that I had a moment of panic while I was getting ready to see you because at first I couldn't find my sweater. I thought that I might have to wear my fuzzy fleece Eeyore sweatshirt. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melissa in Australia Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 I don't even really have cleavage, nor do I wear a bra often for the pushing together and up that seems to cause the crinkles, I am in the same boat - flat chested and no cleavage, though I do wear a bra. Alas it doesn't seem to do the push together and up thing for me at all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halftime Hope Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Yes! Plus, you can use it in public and almost no one knows what you're talking about. yes, but the ones that do are the people that skeeve me out ...ick, just ick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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