Remudamom Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 All the kids and dh are at a movie in the town 30 minutes away. Electricity is going on and off. Dogs are acting weird. Much thunder. There are weird noises upstairs. The only thing I've got in my favor at this point is I'm not a teenager babysitting and/or in my pajamas. eta- the fact that I'm drinking probably won't help my chances any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tap Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 You're looking at it all wrong. After you medical issues last year...aren't you glad your heart is strong enough to pound right through your chest! :gnorsi: duck and run Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWOB Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Do you have rum? Because I am enjoying a nice Captain and Coke;). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remudamom Posted November 8, 2011 Author Share Posted November 8, 2011 You're looking at it all wrong. After you medical issues last year...aren't you glad your heart is strong enough to pound right through your chest! :gnorsi: duck and run Yeah, but if I need to beat a serial killer my shoulder will probably pop out of joint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Surely you have a cast iron skillet? You only have to hit someone once or twice with one of those to knock 'em out. And I know you gotta gun. Most people will turn and run if you just shoot in their general direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tap Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Yeah, but if I need to beat a serial killer my shoulder will probably pop out of joint. That could be your secret escape move LOL like a lizard dropping dropping its tail for a decoy. :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleIzumi Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Don't get in the shower. I've seen how that one ends. :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remudamom Posted November 8, 2011 Author Share Posted November 8, 2011 Do you have rum? Because I am enjoying a nice Captain and Coke;). Me too! Let's set sail with Captain Morgan and never leave dry land!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remudamom Posted November 8, 2011 Author Share Posted November 8, 2011 Surely you have a cast iron skillet? You only have to hit someone once or twice with one of those to knock 'em out. And I know you gotta gun. Most people will turn and run if you just shoot in their general direction. Yep, the gun is a better choice. Skillet is too heavy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I thought the answer was going to be because Mrs Mungo isn't here. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remudamom Posted November 8, 2011 Author Share Posted November 8, 2011 I thought the answer was going to be because Mrs Mungo isn't here. :D You should certainly join us. Do you have your drink of choice?? I love Mike's lemonade but they give me heartburn. 8( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 You should certainly join us. Do you have your drink of choice?? I love Mike's lemonade but they give me heartburn. 8( I have Patron...and a shotgun. Not that it's a particularly wise combination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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