Ah I just thought of a few from Life is Beautiful with Roberto Benigni.
Joshua: "No Jews or Dogs Allowed." Why do all the shops say, "No Jews Allowed"?
Guido: Oh, that. "Not Allowed" signs are the latest trend! The other day, I was in a shop with my Chinese friend and a kangaroo, but their sign said, "No Chinese or Kangaroos Allowed," and I said to my friend,
Joshua: Why doesn't our shop have a "Not Allowed" sign?
Guido: Well, tomorrow, we'll put one up. We won't let in anything we don't like. What don't you like?
Joshua: Spiders.
Guido: Good. I don't like Visigoths. Tomorrow, we'll get sign: "No Spiders or Visigoths Allowed."
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Guido: What kind of place is this? It's beautiful: Pigeons fly, women fall from the sky! I'm moving here!
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And the whole part where Guido offers to translate for the German soldier even though he doesn't speak German and explains the rules of the game. :lol:
And when he's working in the camp carrying anvils each day and he says, "Vittorino, where do they get all these anvils?"