Belacqua
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When you blank on the word "fawn" and urge your family to "look at the deer cub!" they will laugh at you. A lot.
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Why has my normally aloof pet turned into Velcro Kitty?
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There's a hawk outside my window giving me the side-eye. Creepy. No wonder mice always look so jittery.
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We need a word for that feeling of disappointment you get upon fumbling around in your bowl of pistachios only to discover that they're all empty shells.
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I think it took us longer to decide on a name for our coffee maker than it did to name our kid.
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When the box of parchment paper says its cutting edge is sharp? It speaks the truth.
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The Farmers' Market makes me lose all sense of moderation.
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My potted blueberry has been denuded and that chipmunk has suspiciously purple lips...
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The cat's snoring sounds freakishly like Scotland the Brave. Just thought you'd want to know.
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Kale chips: Proof that enough olive oil and sea salt can make anything taste good.