BMW Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 It was yesterday, actually. I was driving my children home and heard one boy say, "...and if your pee is dark yellow it means that you need more vegetables." Another boy agrees. Another boy asks, "Mom, is that right?" And my answer is, "Well, now, I haven't studied that." My littlest giggles and says, "Study pee!" To which his all knowing brother replies, "Yeah, you know, it's 'Pee-alology'":001_huh: I've been snickering ever since. What's been funny in your home lately? Bee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 Boys! (Tell them that actually if your pee is dark yellow it means you need to drink more water. You are dehydrated.) But if they really want to study pee, have them eat some asparagus - it makes your pee have a distinctive smell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lorna Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 My husband phoned up from France recently and spoke to both children on the phone. Thinking that they must be missing him he said he would be home the day after next. Our son said, 'We are very busy this week, Daddy. On Wednesday the bin (garbage) men are coming and then on Thursday you will be coming' What a life we lead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Bay Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Boys! (Tell them that actually if your pee is dark yellow it means you need to drink more water. You are dehydrated.) But if they really want to study pee, have them eat some asparagus - it makes your pee have a distinctive smell! Or have them eat some beets to change the colour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurel Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Yesterday the 3 year old tried to tell us as lunch that he doesn't suck his thumb. It came out as "I no thuck my sumb." Oh, and he pronounces a th with a /f/ sound. I couldn't help it. I just started laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
********* Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 My 5yo boy told me the other day, after, um, shall we say, spending a good length of time perched atop the toilet seat... 'Ahhh, I got all my p@@ps out, mommy. I feel... smaller. Like I'm three'. I couldn't help it, I started cracking up. He, however, was quite serious. He insisted that he was now smaller. :001_smile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binalina Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 So, we're on the way home from church and I ask "how was Sunday school kids?" They all say various things and we talk about how there is a new lady in charge of the Sunday School Program. DD 6 says- so she's in charge of all the teachers- I say "yes" and the teachers are in charge of you. Well then who's in charge of her? they ask. I tell them - Pastor W. is. I ask them "who's in charge of Pastor W.?" I'm thinking 'GOD' Loooong pause. DD says---- Mrs. W.? (his wife) I about fell out laughing! Then I said "Nooooo guess again" She says the OTHER Mrs. W? (His Aunt) I relayed that story to the Pastor and his wife later that day.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binalina Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Oh, I thought of another one- On the day of his birthday we let our son have some chocolate cake beacause that is what he reaaaaaaly wanted - even though he is sensitive to chocolate (ie belly troubles) So, of course later in the day he is in the bathroom and I go in to check on him. He's not so well. I say are you done or do you need a minute - he says "No, I need a WHILE" He's 4. :smilielol5: Also, ds (4) One day was told to clean up his room. He dawdled and dawdled... so finally I told him that he had 10 minutes to clean his toys up or I was going to get a trash bag and get rid of them (he knows I will) To this he hurriedly starts cleaning up his room and I hear him muttering to himself "Lord help me, please help me save my toys" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 These are hilarious!!! I got the "Why is it called Greenland when there is so much ice?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parabola Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 My dad recently addressed my 3 year old, and told him in a way that he could understand, that "you'll get farther in this world with your brains then you will your muscles." My son told him "I use my feet." :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*anj* Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Boys! (Tell them that actually if your pee is dark yellow it means you need to drink more water. You are dehydrated.) But if they really want to study pee, have them eat some asparagus - it makes your pee have a distinctive smell! Oh, I know. I won't even eat it anymore. Did you know that only certain people have the gene for that? :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Bay Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Oh, I know. I won't even eat it anymore.Did you know that only certain people have the gene for that? :confused: I hope that those with the gene are all special, fabulous people.;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*anj* Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 I hope that those with the gene are all special, fabulous people.;) Ohhhh, I almost missed this. Thanks! I could use a pick me up today! :grouphug: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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