creekmom Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 I thought this thread would be entertaining! This morning, I overheard my 8 year old ds tell his friend, "Kissing is gross because you're sucking out someone else's drool!" :lol::lol: Anyone else have some good quotes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 On my older dd's birthday a few years ago she was talking about her birth story with younger dd. Younger dd commented how she was born the fastest ( labor and delivery total was only 1.5 hrs.). Older dd told her, "You were born so quick because I left you a map of the way out." :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer3141 Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 DD7 handed me the phone this morning and said, "Excuse me, ma'm. It's the man you had babies with." So I got on the phone and said, "Craig?" (Not DH's name!!) I had a very confused DH and DD. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumping In Puddles Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 (edited) My dd7 just got up from the dinner table and said "My butt is sweaty! Want to feel it?" :ack2: ummmm.... no. :lol: Edited July 30, 2011 by Jumping In Puddles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WishboneDawn Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 (edited) I have to link to an old blog post of mine (too long to quote). :) Kids Have the Best Punchlines The best overheard comment EVER. :D Edited July 30, 2011 by WishboneDawn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Grace Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 My ds10 recently commented that "it's much more hospitable not to have stinkbugs falling out of the chandelier when guests are here, don't you think?" Very astute, son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linders Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 I sent DH to pick up DS11 from a bday party today. While there, another kid complained that my son said the "S" word. After much confusion, a third boy explained to DH that DS had said "school," as in "school starts in a couple of weeks." It apprently resulted in shrieking and running away. DS did not get why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjins Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 out of the mouth of babes: My nine year old SON nonchalantly commented the other day. "I just farted and it is like my own personal heater." My response? "get your personal heater off my bed please!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 I saw ds2, a big Mickey Mouse Clubhouse fan, stuck getting down from his chair. Instead of calling for help, he called "Oh, Toodles!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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