Aubrey Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 The conversation went like this: Me: "I think we have to order a kit for a home birth." Him: "A kit?" Me: "You know--we have to have those big...things...so that we don't get...birth...juices...everywhere." Dh: silence. Me: "Dh?" Dh: "I'll be ok in a minute..." silence. Me: "Are you thinking of roast?" Dh: :leaving: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*anj* Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Too funny!! The poor thing probably never even considered that there would be birth juices. He's probably thinking that a nurse will magically appear and she'll be bearing an armful of those blue chuks that they use in the hospital. Oh my. Sounds like you'd better make him start watching A Baby Story or My Mom's Having a Baby or somesuchthing to get him all prepared!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen in CO Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 :lol: Roast? Your poor dh. Has his brain clicked back into gear yet, or is he still in shock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Posted April 27, 2008 Author Share Posted April 27, 2008 Too funny!!The poor thing probably never even considered that there would be birth juices. He's probably thinking that a nurse will magically appear and she'll be bearing an armful of those blue chuks that they use in the hospital. Oh my. Sounds like you'd better make him start watching A Baby Story or My Mom's Having a Baby or somesuchthing to get him all prepared!!! Nah, this is #4. He just doesn't like my descriptive powers. I don't *mean* to do it to him. Really. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mo2 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 :lol: You are too funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetbaby Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 LOL! Funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doran Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 All I can think of is Aubrey au jus. Sounds like a menu item at the Country Club. :smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TN Mama Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 There should have been some warning... It is far too early for me to be laughing as loudly as I am! Thankfully I did not have a mouth full of coffee. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Tara~ Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 LOL that's a good one...I like that.. I'll have to remember to tell hub this one later, he'll get a kick out of it My hub is well experienced with 'birth juices' :p Oh man I like that one...birth juices :giggle: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckweyant Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Too funny! My dh read this (he doesnt have any kids of his own) replies, "Uh! that was weird". ROFL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom2legomaniacs Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 ROFL! That's great. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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