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When I had cancer I checked out a children's book by Judith Vigna. Inside the front cover it listed her other books. This gave me a great laugh at a difficult time:

 

When Eric's Mom fought cancer

Saying Goodbye to Daddy

Black like Kyra, White like me

Mommy and me by ourselves again

My two uncles

I live with Daddy

Daddy's new baby

She's not my real mother

Grandma without me

I wish Daddy didn't drink so much

My big sister takes drugs

Nobody wants a nuclear war

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About a year ago I was a guest blogger for AJC Momania, and my topic was something like "What children's books do you NOT like?"

 

I tried to find the link, but it looks like it's not there anymore.

 

What was weird (to me) was that I got several comments saying that was a "strange topic," and a couple people even suggested changing the topic for that day, how presumptuous!

 

Anyway, here's what I think I wrote:

 

Love You Forever had the potential to be a really sweet book. But completely ruins it by having a picture of the mother driving across town -- in the middle of the night -- to her grown son's house, with a ladder on the roof of her car! Then she climbs into his bedroom window, and picks him up and rocks him while he's asleep. Apparently she does this often.

 

Uh-huh.

 

Picture a father driving to his adult daughter's house in the middle of the night and climbing into her bedroom window. On a regular basis. Real sweet, huh?

 

I also never liked The Socialist ... uh, I mean, The Rainbow Fish.

 

I know everybody loved Roald Dahl, but he just creeps me out.

 

Several people reminded me of The Giving Tree, and I agree that it's disturbing. I'm not quite sure what the author's point was supposed to be. Maybe if I knew, it would be less disturbing.

 

ITA on Rainbow Fish and The Giving Tree. Can't stand either of them. Now that you mention the window/ladder thing on I Love You Forever, I guess I can agree it is creepy....I had honestly forgotten that part and pretty much only remembered the ending which I thought was sweet. Oh well.

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Love You Forever had the potential to be a really sweet book. But completely ruins it by having a picture of the mother driving across town -- in the middle of the night -- to her grown son's house, with a ladder on the roof of her car! Then she climbs into his bedroom window, and picks him up and rocks him while he's asleep. Apparently she does this often.

 

Uh-huh.

 

Picture a father driving to his adult daughter's house in the middle of the night and climbing into her bedroom window. On a regular basis. Real sweet, huh?

 

:iagree::iagree::iagree: My brother's wife gave that book to my dd and when she asked me to read it to her I was like what the?? :001_huh: What you described above is exactly how I feel. That whole breaking and entering thing in order to rock her adult son is very weird, but I do have to confess that at the end when his mom is old and he rocks her that I find that very touching and sweet, but the part in between.... um no.

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The hard copy has a picture of the author Shel Silverstein on the back. His picture is as creepy as the book.

 

link: http://www.amazon.com/Giving-Tree-Gift-Card/dp/0060099402/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1269918301&sr=8-6#reader_0060099402

 

:lol: I thought I was the only one. I liked Shel Silverstein books as a kid, but his picture always creeped me out. There was one on the back cover of A Light in the Attic where he's wearing a coat with some kind of fur collar...it looks like his beard is taking over his face.

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