lionfamily1999 Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Is anyone else here anti-social?? Yes, we are, but we won't post, because we don't really care to interact with you. Good day. How do you tell a kid to go away? (At first I saw this one and loled, on second thought...) First, try clapping your hands at them and yelling in a threatening manner. If that doesn't work, charge them waving your arms in the air and screaming. Finally, throw rocks. Are your parents a disappointment? Do you parent like them? After nearly 30 years, I've just had to give up. I'll never get my parents to behave the way they should. I'm a failure as a child. It worries me to think where they'll be in ten years. I have to give my kids credit, though. At the rate they're going I will be a completely docile mess by retirement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizzie in Ma Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 I do the same thing all the time, I can't hlpe it. My dh often wonders why I sit here snickering. :) Thanks for sharing yours. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Bay Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 :lol::lol::lol: Thanks for the laugh! I only get like that sometimes when I'm in a smart-alecky frame of mind. Thanks for the laughs, Doran et al. Doran, please don't forsake us, even though I'm not on the General Forum as often as some of the others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Quick help, please! Can you help me decide between these 2 toys to teach counting? Should I count the truck and then the doll? or the doll and then the truck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blessedfamily Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 (edited) " I admit it...I am a CONTROL FREAK I know you are but what am I? December as a name Beats the heck out of Calendar Lawn and Garden questions Hold please while I page that department" :lol: Quick help, please! Can you help me decide between these 2 toys to teach counting? Should I count the truck and then the doll? or the doll and then the truck? :angry: Edited September 10, 2009 by Blessedfamily I forgot somethin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionfamily1999 Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 (edited) :lol: Don't know who's funnier Another Lynn (hope I got that right) or Blessed Family.... Shaving pennies ... well, there's already some tongue in cheeks in there, but I mean, really, does this even need a tag line??? no offense meant to the writers of any of the threads I've joked about. Your threads, and their (imo) silly names, bring unexpected sunshine and laughter to my day. A sincere thank you, and I hope you understand the laughter is meant to be with, not at. Edited September 10, 2009 by lionfamily1999 I didn't get it right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbie Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Is anyone else here anti-social??Yes, we are, but we won't post, because we don't really care to interact with you. Good day. How do you tell a kid to go away? (At first I saw this one and loled, on second thought...) First, try clapping your hands at them and yelling in a threatening manner. If that doesn't work, charge them waving your arms in the air and screaming. Finally, throw rocks. Are your parents a disappointment? Do you parent like them? After nearly 30 years, I've just had to give up. I'll never get my parents to behave the way they should. I'm a failure as a child. It worries me to think where they'll be in ten years. I have to give my kids credit, though. At the rate they're going I will be a completely docile mess by retirement. I am in tears.:lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ereks mom Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest janainaz Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionfamily1999 Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 AI picked Ellen Degeneres why? The planet they come from is sadly lacking in comedy. Ellen is such an incredibly talented comic that they asked permission from Earth's leaders to borrow her for a short span, to reintroduce the laugh into deep space. Ellen, our hopes and prayers go out to you, bring joy to our brothers and sisters in another galaxy, and return to us soon. The world will be darker without you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blessedfamily Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 :lol: Don't know who's funnier Another Lynn (hope I got that right) or Blessed Family.... . no offense meant to the writers of any of the threads I've joked about. Your threads, and their (imo) silly names, bring unexpected sunshine and laughter to my day. A sincere thank you, and I hope you understand the laughter is meant to be with, not at. SHE was doing alright until she picked on one of my threads. That thread was a bona fide plea for help. ........................................................................... I'm puttin' some of y'all on ignore. :angry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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