Blueridge Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Hello all~ I received this from a friend this morning and thought I would share. I deleted a few that I thought were too unsavory. ;) Creative Puns For "Educated Minds" 1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian . 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4.. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. 5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. 6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. 8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. 12. deleted 13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.' 14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.' 16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.' 17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 18. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 19. deleted 20. A backward poet writes inverse. 22. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 :lol::lol::lol::lol: Those are hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharon H in IL Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 :thumbup: Very nice, very nice. I'm going to remember at least . . . well no, I'm going to forget all of these, but I enjoyed reading them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayle in Guatemala Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kathy in MD Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 As I repond to my dh's puns, "Uhg!" :lol::lol::lol: He'll love them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiana Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 So C, G, and E-flat walk into a bar. The bartender says "No minors allowed!" So E-flat leaves, and C and G have a fifth between them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny_Weatherwax Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Buckin' Longhorn Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 :lol::lol::lol: Those are very funny! :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennC Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Thanks! I e-mailed these to myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Hello all~ I received this from a friend this morning and thought I would share. I deleted a few that I thought were too unsavory. ;) Creative Puns For "Educated Minds" 1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian . 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4.. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. 5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. 6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. 8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. 12. deleted 13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.' 14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.' 16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.' 17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 18. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 19. deleted 20. A backward poet writes inverse. 22. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes. :lol::lol::lol: Oh my goodness!! That is hilarious!!! Thanks so much for the laugh! And I feel so clever now too because I got each one without Google!! :hurray: :hurray: :party: :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 So C, G, and E-flat walk into a bar. The bartender says "No minors allowed!" So E-flat leaves, and C and G have a fifth between them. LOOOOL cute! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tex-mex Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Love it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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