Beast Academy is truly a thing of beauty. I wish I had learned math this way.

Accidentally vacuumed up one of the kid's USB sticks. Was able to perform an easy rescue because of the new-fangled Shark vacuum cleaner.

Sometimes this Mom gig is just plain hard.

I am not sure I will ever be able to see Thomas videos without reading too much into SirTopham hat and the steamie vs. diesel class war.

I am not sure I will ever be able to see Thomas videos without reading too much into SirTopham hat and the steamie vs. diesel class war.

Fixing to eat some ho-hos and coke. Oh wait, they don't make ho-hos anymore, do they? There goes that subversive thought.

Poor family! After browning the garlic, onion, and ground turkey in olive oil, and adding two quarts of chicken stock, I added the diced vegetables, then the brown-and-wild rice combo puchased in bulk. Instantly, an army of dead bugs floated to the top of the dutch oven. Prospective dinner literally went down the drain. Hello bowl of cold cereal.

How about those Bears?

at the dentist with my SPD kid. shoot me now.

Text from a good friend: "Just did an open house at the local elementary school. Holy hell, when can you come over and teach us how to homeschool?"

My hometown is getting snow on May Day. Whoa.

Four hours discussing "Auguries of Innocence." But, I think we have turned a corner.