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A member of another forum in which I participate posted this link, and we all found this site to be QUITE entertaining! I'm not sure which is the funniest part -- the pictures (they'll get you grinning), the descriptions (they'll get you laughing out loud), or the realization that you KNOW these people: they live on your favorite forum!

 

Flame Warriors

 

Speaking of flames, no flames, please, thinking I'm directing this at ANYONE here! I'm a member of a couple different forums, and I can honestly say, these "flame warriors" reside everywhere!

 

Actually, I'm not sure what's worse... recognizing these descriptions as posters on your forum, or recognizing these descriptions as something resembling yourself. :blush: I am not confessing which ones I think describe me... no way, no how.

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ROTFLOL!

 

this is great!!

 

lessee... since I'm feeling brave enough......for ME---

 

I checked out Big Cat [for obvious reasons]--close, but not quite on target.

 

Filibuster sounds pretty darn close.

Issues seemed obvious, but I'm just happy to filibuster about my issues :D

 

Tireless rebutter is another one, but i already know I'm not universally loathed ;)

or maybe the people that don't loathe me are just conservative Troglodytes to me as Ideologue, LOL!

 

I've done some Eagle Scouting, but probably not near enough to count as one.... there ARE quite a few of those on here though, and that's a good thing!

 

I like the definition of Royals.

the pics for these are hilarious. It really is interesting how so many of us pigeon hole quite nicely into at least one or two categories ;)

 

and yeah, I'm donning my rhino skin, so feel free to point out any other ones that fit me better :D

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ROTFLOL!

Tireless rebutter is another one, but i already know I'm not universally loathed ;)

or maybe the people that don't loathe me are just conservative Troglodytes to me as Ideologue, LOL!

 

 

Ah, Peek, you're much too interesting, amusing and insightful to be loathed. But your sudden cat-like appearance in a thread is surprising sometimes!

 

These were funny to scroll through a few!

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ROTFLMAO

 

The one that made me literally laugh out loud was the "Artiste." Last year I had a series of lengthy arguments with an Artiste. And yes .... she really did suddenly throw poetry into the middle of the argument! :lol:

 

I aspire, now, to be an Eagle Scout .... but I've definitely done my share of .... others :D

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whether it was little bunny or little rabbit foo-foo:

 

Really, it's tragic. And while I could respond in kind, Harry, while I

could easily encourage your timid refusal to seek out new ideas by

playing your game and calling you -- oh, I don't know -- a low-life pockmarked

pondscum potty-mouthed rank vile disgusting drooling tick-infested

snotfaced bunny-blinded corrupting-of-the-youth-of-America hopeless

helpless clueless worthless so-dumb-we-have-to-water-you-twice-a-day-and-

keep-you-by-a-sunlit-window big-sellout tacky shingles-ravaged foo-foo-abusing useless insipid pretensions-of-grandeur

Southern-accented revolting-human-egg fetid cowardly

can't-even-buy-dress-shoes-for-your-own-

****-wedding mocha-drinking running-on-your-intellectual-rims would-be-

literate friend-of-earthworms old-hat vicious foul irrational dull

plague-afflicted unable-to-piss-into-a-boot-without-printed-instructions

former-Baltimorean evil diseased noisome loathsome repellent malevolent

bet-you-need-a-dictionary-to-keep-up-with-me incoherent song-wrecking

fetid-brained amoral useless-as-a-chocolate-teapot-and-not-as-much-fun

death-to-taste-manners-and-civilized-living video-game-designing

can't-flame-without-your-thesaurus rollerblading ugly-dog-owning

underfed-in-infancy shameful affront-to-decency Etch-a-Sketch-brained

abuse-inviting rabbit-bashing party-pooping disgraceful lying vulgar

whining roadkill-on-life's-highway greasy no-good little runt who is

such a shame to his loved ones that they look on in this group like passing

drivers at a car crash, unable to change the brutal facts yet somehow

unwilling to tear their eyes away from the awful sight. I could say all

those things, but that wouldn't help you grow as an artist.

We're all here for you, Harry. Really.

<end paste>

The writer was one Michele Tepper on the Usenet group alt.usage.english

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whether it was little bunny or little rabbit foo-foo:

 

Really, it's tragic. And while I could respond in kind, Harry, while I

could easily encourage your timid refusal to seek out new ideas by

playing your game and calling you -- oh, I don't know -- a low-life pockmarked

pondscum potty-mouthed rank vile disgusting drooling tick-infested

snotfaced bunny-blinded corrupting-of-the-youth-of-America hopeless

helpless clueless worthless so-dumb-we-have-to-water-you-twice-a-day-and-

keep-you-by-a-sunlit-window big-sellout tacky shingles-ravaged foo-foo-abusing useless insipid pretensions-of-grandeur

Southern-accented revolting-human-egg fetid cowardly

can't-even-buy-dress-shoes-for-your-own-

****-wedding mocha-drinking running-on-your-intellectual-rims would-be-

literate friend-of-earthworms old-hat vicious foul irrational dull

plague-afflicted unable-to-piss-into-a-boot-without-printed-instructions

former-Baltimorean evil diseased noisome loathsome repellent malevolent

bet-you-need-a-dictionary-to-keep-up-with-me incoherent song-wrecking

fetid-brained amoral useless-as-a-chocolate-teapot-and-not-as-much-fun

death-to-taste-manners-and-civilized-living video-game-designing

can't-flame-without-your-thesaurus rollerblading ugly-dog-owning

underfed-in-infancy shameful affront-to-decency Etch-a-Sketch-brained

abuse-inviting rabbit-bashing party-pooping disgraceful lying vulgar

whining roadkill-on-life's-highway greasy no-good little runt who is

such a shame to his loved ones that they look on in this group like passing

drivers at a car crash, unable to change the brutal facts yet somehow

unwilling to tear their eyes away from the awful sight. I could say all

those things, but that wouldn't help you grow as an artist.

We're all here for you, Harry. Really.

<end paste>

The writer was one Michele Tepper on the Usenet group alt.usage.english

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

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