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This has come out of my mouth today


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"You're bigger than that dog! Get off of her!"

 

"Forks are for eating with. They are not swords."

 

"Get that bra off your head!"

 

"Please don't paint the tv. The movie isn't SUPPOSED to have colors."

 

"But it's not REALLY a pig, honey. It's just a piece of sausage in a biscuit, and I'm hungry, and I'm going to eat it!" (Please no one tell my 3yo WHERE the sausage comes from!!)

 

And yes. This was all today. I have three boys....

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