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Where did these, "Chuck Norris can do the impossible," sayings originate?

My teen is full of them, and I am wondering where this started.

 

Chuck Norris can make change for a penny.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris built Rome in a Day.

 

:confused:

 

The kid is making me feel awfully old.

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My nephew got this book from someone last Christmas:

http://www.amazon.com/Truth-About-Chuck-Norris-Greatest/dp/1592403441/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1226461949&sr=8-2

 

It was late at night, and everyone started reading the entries out loud. For some reason, we all completely lost it when we heard,

 

"The Virgin Mary saw Chuck Norris in her grilled cheese sandwich."

 

Don't ask me why, but we were crying is hysterics!

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My nephew got this book from someone last Christmas:

http://www.amazon.com/Truth-About-Chuck-Norris-Greatest/dp/1592403441/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1226461949&sr=8-2

 

It was late at night, and everyone started reading the entries out loud. For some reason, we all completely lost it when we heard,

 

"The Virgin Mary saw Chuck Norris in her grilled cheese sandwich."

 

Don't ask me why, but we were crying is hysterics!

 

Now *that* is hysterical!! I have to put that in my teen's Christmas stocking!

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