JumpyTheFrog Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 http://phrasegenerator.com/politics DH sent me this link along with the random political phrase he got: "I will not stand for an America where angry chefs and filthy hobos can sabotage our McMansions." Here's my favorite political one so far: "Unlike myself, my opponent wants an America where racists and street gangs can take away our right to use up the world's resources." Under the random headline generator I got a chuckle out of this: 5 Ways to Make Your Plumber Feel Sexy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumpyTheFrog Posted August 4, 2015 Author Share Posted August 4, 2015 15 Troubling Secrets That Make Electricians Sleepy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumpyTheFrog Posted August 4, 2015 Author Share Posted August 4, 2015 Wow, I really needed a laugh today. 10 Horrible Truths That Make Urologists Feel Sexually Confused 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimm Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Wine Review A watery Cran-Apple aroma and salty flouride flavors are combined in the 2004 Chenin Blanc from De Carro Bros Vineyards. Um, tasty. :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumpyTheFrog Posted August 4, 2015 Author Share Posted August 4, 2015 5 Fascinating Facts That Make Grandmothers Go To The Gym More DH says we need these to get our moms to work out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumpyTheFrog Posted August 4, 2015 Author Share Posted August 4, 2015 20 Titilating Speed Skating Tips From Hillary Clinton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimm Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Can Batman Save Trumpet Playing? I certainly hope so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Under Academic quotes: The realism of nobility is undeniably open-minded in its morphology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumpyTheFrog Posted August 4, 2015 Author Share Posted August 4, 2015 5 Jaw-Dropping Things That Make Supervisors Eat More Vegetables Change this to kids and we'll be getting somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Action movie titles: War for Prejudice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumpyTheFrog Posted August 4, 2015 Author Share Posted August 4, 2015 "We will constantly strive to research knowledge based eSolutions for today's pyramid-based virtual eMonopolies." Maybe Amway is the only MLM still legal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumpyTheFrog Posted August 4, 2015 Author Share Posted August 4, 2015 How's this for gourmet food: Flame-broiled Walnut and Cod Smoothie topped with Lemon Scones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumpyTheFrog Posted August 4, 2015 Author Share Posted August 4, 2015 Broiled Banana and Head Cheese Gravy with a side of Grapefruit Brownies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumpyTheFrog Posted August 4, 2015 Author Share Posted August 4, 2015 Pan-fried Mushroom Milkshake tossed with Clam and Pastrami Chutney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimm Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 That corporate speak is hilarious and not exaggerated. My sister was recently applying for jobs and the About section of some web sites for companies she was interested in had lots of words that said very little. She would read them to me and I consider myself fairly literate, but I was very confused as to what they were saying their company was even about. Then she'd be asked questions like, "Specifically, how do you think you can help XYZ Company fulfill it's mission?" :mellow: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myfunnybunch Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 I have teenage boys. That's enough random phrases for me. It's constant. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Openhearted Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Catchy Headlines: 6 Secrets That Make Mothers Feel Aroused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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