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We started AAR pre-1 today. We were playing the body part rhyming game. I finished with: "Is this your put?". "noooo," Luke giggled, "It's my foot!".

 

Then I let him have the puppet for a turn.

 

He picked it up and poked me in the crotch. "Is this your weenis?"

 

"No, Lukie, Mama doesn't have a penis, Sweetie."

 

His eyes got all big and he dropped his puppet.

 

"Mama!" he whispered in my ear, "Yes you do! It's part of your privates - you know, where your pee comes out!"

 

I just about died laughing.

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LOL!

 

Reminds me of the time when my son was about 4 1/2 and my daughter had mentioned something that happened before he was born.

 

"Was I there?" he wanted to know.

 

"No, you were still in mommy's tummy" his sister told him.

 

Well, he wanted to know if he got into my tummy because I ate him. haha. We ended up getting this book for preschoolers called "You Were Born On Your Very First Birthday."

 

But it was a little bit vague when it said, "Out you came along a narrow path that was opening wider and wider, a special pathway only for you out of your mother's body."

 

"Like this?" my son asked, moving his hand up his belly toward his mouth.

 

Apparently he was still thinking I ate him and that he got in and out through my mouth.

 

"Uh, no, you didn't go up, you went down..." I started, gesturing.

 

“You mean I came out of your penis?†He wanted to know.

 

“Er, no... I don’t have a penis. I'm not a boy...â€

 

“Ohhhh. Out of your butt!â€

 

“Er, no… remember, boys have a penis and girls have a vagina...?â€

 

“Ohhh, you have a beegina!â€

 

"uh huh."

 

:lol:

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That's awesome!

 

When I was pregnant with #4, I had told my preschooler that "the baby was coming out a special hole God made just for babies to come out of." He proceeded to tell his entire preschool class (loudly, of course) that "My baby is going to come out my mommy's GOD HOLE!"

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That's awesome!

 

When I was pregnant with #4, I had told my preschooler that "the baby was coming out a special hole God made just for babies to come out of." He proceeded to tell his entire preschool class (loudly, of course) that "My baby is going to come out my mommy's GOD HOLE!"

:lol:

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