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It's late. I'm bored. Here we go.

 

How do I grate a Hershey bar?

Tease it with a Nestle bar and I think that'll grate on it adequately.

 

Can I make a beef stew with this?

Not if it's chicken.

 

Life of Fred Update

Always happy to hear an update on Fred. He's swell!

 

What is homeschooling teens like?

It's like nailing jello to a tree.

 

How to find a church

Start by looking for a building with a big pointy thing on top.

 

Guinnea Pig===do we want one?

If you have to ask, you don't want one.

 

Ridiculous conversation of the day

You only have ONE?

 

Is this really true?

What IS truth? Your truth may not be my truth. My truth is THE truth. But if your truth works for you, then go with it. Truthfully, it's all relative.

 

How to tighten pants at waist for slim girl

Slide belt through belt loops. Slip end through buckle. Pull until slim girl yelps. Buckle.

 

Is there anything I can do w/ potatoes to take to a potluck?

Do they misbehave at potlucks? If so, mash their behinds. Steamed potatoes have no appeal at all.

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