I don't think it qualifies as hoarding unless you're tripping over them, they're spilling out into common living areas, and you're sitting at the gate of your Sharpie Room growling at anyone who dares try to use one.

Oh, and having one of every color, including the UltraFines, is not hoarding.

OH MY GOSH there are more Sharpies than I even dared dream of! http://www.sharpie.com/enUS/Pages/sharpiemarkers.aspx

I'm not helping, am I? O.o

No. You are not helping. I meant to give some to the boys, then stuck them back in my drawer rather than share my precious hoard.

You are not alone.