Storm Bay Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Sorry, the source I had didn't give the source, but thought this might come in handy today. Investment Tips for 2008 With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations later this year: Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner, Cracker. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell - Honeychild. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW! Chipolte Restaurants and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name: ChittyChittyBangBang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jane in NC Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 ZipAudiDoDa!!:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Once Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Here I was rolling my eyes thinking....mmm....investment advice over the internet....nope. :lol: FedUp made me LOL! Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mycalling Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 :lol: I'll share these with my hubby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heather in Savannah Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 I sent it to a friend who's business is actually Mergers and Aquisitions, as I knew he would enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcconnellboys Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 ROTFL! Thank YOU!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Bay Posted October 23, 2008 Author Share Posted October 23, 2008 Glad you folks appreciated these as much as I did :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mom2abcd Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 Very helpful (in bringing a smile to my face:o). Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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