Rebecca VA Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 I'm blushing as I type this, because I have never heard the story!! I've always heard the old phrase: "Heard the one about the farmer's daughter?" -- but then the person never tells the joke! If you know it, please tell it to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C_l_e_0..Q_c Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 No clue, but Google is my friend http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/quotes/farmers_daughter_jokes.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C_l_e_0..Q_c Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Hee hee. I sorta like this one: College Education The farm had been mortgaged to give his daughter a college education. Now, driving home from the station after meeting her at the train, farmer Johnson was greatly disturbed when his daughter whispered, "I have a confession to make, Paw - I ain't a virgin no more." The old man shook his head sadly. "After all the sacrifices your Maw and I made to give you a good education, you still say 'ain't!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca VA Posted August 16, 2011 Author Share Posted August 16, 2011 Those are TOO funny!! Thank you Cleo! I think I'm probably looking for the "travelling salesman and the farmer's daughter" story, an old-fashioned one. Anyone know that one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiana Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 There are many jokes involving a farmer's daughter, but they usually involve a man coming to visit, the farmer putting up an ineffective barrier to stop them from having intercourse, the barrier being circumvented in some way, and a funny comment about that. That being said, here's one of my favourites: "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg. "Well, doc, 25 years ago..." "Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning." "Like I was saying... 25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful daughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted. I said, "No, everything is fine." "Are you sure?" she asked. "I'm sure," I said. "Isn't there anything I can do for you???" she wanted to know. "I reckon not," I replied. "Excuse me," said the doctor, "What does this story have to do with your broken leg?!?!?" "Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned on me what she meant, I fell off the roof!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 There are many jokes involving a farmer's daughter, but they usually involve a man coming to visit, the farmer putting up an ineffective barrier to stop them from having intercourse, the barrier being circumvented in some way, and a funny comment about that. In other words, if someone says "you know what they say about the farmer's daughter", it means that they are saying that she is "easy". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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