Deidre in GA Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 someone emailed me this today. nice to have a lighter note accent otherwise dreadful financial news. ________________________________________ At yesterday's closing bell..... "Helium was up" "Feathers were down" "Beef steered into a bull market" "Paper was stationary" "Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading" "Pencils lost a few points" "Hiking equipment was trailing" "Elevators rose" "Escalators continued their slow decline" "Weights were up in heavy trading" "Light switches were off" "Mining equipment hit rock bottom" "Shipping lines stayed at an even keel" "The market for raisins dried up" "Coca Cola fizzled" "Caterpillar stock inched up a bit" "Balloon prices were inflated" "Scott Tissue touched a new bottom" "Knives were up sharply" "Sun stocks peaked at midday" ...and "Diapers remain unchanged" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglei Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 :smilielol5: Great post - thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracey in TX Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 What a great laugh! Good to know the financial crisis hasn't deflated the American spirit while the USD is spiraling downward. You've inspired me today!:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laylamcb Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Great one! On another lighthearted note, my little car-crazy cousin emailed me that oil dropped. His thrilled response? "Muscle cars are BACK, baby!!" Ah, youth. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrothead Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Too funny. I enjoyed those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hsmamainva Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 I love it!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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