Why are all the decorations in pastels? Why are they not Christmas colors? Boo.

:smilielol5: :smilielol5: :smilielol5: (ETA: To clarify, laughing that you are talking poop, not about the presence of blood.) :crying: :thumbdown:

Good morning, all! It's a lovely day. Going to try to function on 5 1/2 hours of sleep. Beginning of the week, so I may be all right. Hopefully. Oh, day 11. 6 am. Sunrise was a C-. It tried, but fell flat. Someone, somewhere else got my beautiful sunrise. I shall survive; I shan't dwell on it.

I love the blackberry one. Raspberry is okay. The others meh.

Nope. Never heard that one. Huh. Definitely cannibalism.

I'm afraid to ask.

I thought in large families the younger ones were just supposed to learn through osmosis. No?

I love coffee. So my dear, sweet husband bought me some coffee-flavored Chobani to try. I didn't make it past the first bite. It's going on my list next to tofu.

Anyone experiencing long load times on this forum today? Not just with this very large thread, but other short ones as well. I'm getting a blue screen for 30 seconds while they load. :( A sign I should get back to work, I guess. :)

So is peanut butter. But both will kill my kid. :( Tofu - I have an issue with the texture. Just no.

Now I want to play with play dough. That sounds like so much more fun than my job.

That's because Wookiees are a notoriously easy target. ETA: It's true. I read it on the internet.

Attempting to defy nature by turning a legume into meat should be a crime.

This is not good, my friend. Have you seen a doctor yet?

Good morning! Exercise Day 10. I had to roll myself out of bed after pressing snooze (Once? Twice? I can't remember...), but I did it. And was rewarded with another lame sunrise. If I am going to get myself up to go jolking, the least the universe could do is adjust the wavelength of the morning light and perfectly arrange the molecules and small particles in the atmosphere to change the direction of and scatter said light rays, thus providing me with a colorful sunrise. Am I right? Geesh. I'm doing the hard part here, people.

At least they can't fire you for lying on your resume. Well played.

This one had a tie-dye background.

I'm processing resumes for work. People, please proof you resumes. Unless "professional creditials " are a thing?

He goes to farmers markets and one local grocery who buys from local farms, I think. You can tell the difference when meat doesn't have all that crap added to it. We spend waaaaaay too much money on bacon each month but it is worth it. I may have cried once when he came home with packaged bacon and I was PMS-ing...

Oooh, gross! No. And DH drives 45 minutes to buy good meat. We don't skimp on food. I'm just messin with ya, Slachey. I'm sure you are a wonderful cook.

I don't even try to cook tofu. Because soy allergy (DS).

You are the one who said your chicken is always dry, not me.

LOL

Nor mine that you can't cook. :)

You know what is gross and bland? Tofu.