I am alone in my house for the first time in months. I have no idea what to do with myself :)

I can do this for five more weeks, right? Right??

I don't care how motivated you are. Five AM isn't for being awake.

There's a "Hugh Sale" going on across the street. Who is poor Hugh and why are they selling him?

My oldest son is graduating from high school tonight. Wooohooo!

Me: What is 'hoarfrost'?" Dd: "It's like a horcrux, but really freaking cold."

Why, when I get my tax refund, is my first impulse to race to my curriculum catalogs and start shopping for books?