Mama Anna Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 . . . you know you're a mama when you find yourself racing through the house towards the bathroom after your desperate daughter, making wild and ineffectual grabs at the fake cat tail hanging off the back of her waistband in hopes of removing it before she dunks it in the toilet by mistake. What other job offers such extreme moments of hilarity on a regular basis?!? (We were both successful in our missions, though barely so.) :lol::lol: Mama Anna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristusG Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 LOL I'm glad you saved the tail! The other day I got themsevelous opportunity to clean a poopy diaper, clean up dog pee on the kitchen floor, and clean up cat throw up all in the span of about 20 minutes. Exciting times of being a mother LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mama Anna Posted April 13, 2009 Author Share Posted April 13, 2009 The other day I got themsevelous opportunity to clean a poopy diaper, clean up dog pee on the kitchen floor, and clean up cat throw up all in the span of about 20 minutes. Exciting times of being a mother LOL! Yup! :tongue_smilie: Mama Anna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXMomof4 Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 We are potty training here - it's going "alright". But sweet, helpful ds saw me dump poop in the potty after an accident. So this morning, he took his pull-up off and dunked it in the potty before throwing it in the trash. :glare: Nothing like runny poo water to start your morning.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FO4UR Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 ...since we are talking about wiping..... you know you are a momma when, you hear that squirty-sounding flatulence and KNOW you have some wiping to do.....and KNOW that your 2yo ds is lying to your face when he tells you he does not need a diaper change....and KNOW that you are up for some serious upper-body work out when he runs the opposite direction.... .....and then you know you are a momma when that ornery little thing is as sweet as honey as soon as he's changed and clean and wants hugs and kisses, b/c he has forgotten all about the squirting and lying and running..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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