kiana Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 A store was giving out dead batteries, free of charge. Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cecropia Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 The little boy sprinkled sodium chloride on the slug. The slug cried out, "That's a salt!!" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiana Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 fig newton. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher was fired because she couldn't control her pupils? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahW Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 "Moses was a baby in denial." Source: My brother. "In Germany children are kinder." Source: silly FB meme. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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