HS Mom in NC Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 ....and other weird sentences that we've uttered since we started homeschooling.Tell us about yours. Tonight I was almost done with print outs related to our Earth Science this year. We're doing biomes and webs of life for the first half of the new school year. The musk ox is included in our Tundra unit. My printer ate the paper with image of it and now it won't print anything even though the paper is no longer jammed and there's no musk ox image. (Cue music. ) There was an old printer who ate a musk ox....it's dead, of course. It's a good thing I'm sleeping with the in-house tech support. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lori D. Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 "Oh, just move that bag of eyeballs to the back of the fridge; we don't need those until the end of the month..." [said by this homeschool mom about the sheep eyeballs that would be dissected at homeschool group. :)] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pod's mum Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 DD a couple of weeks ago.. "Can I have lunch after the French Revolution?" And yes she did as soon as she had finished that topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HS Mom in NC Posted July 20, 2013 Author Share Posted July 20, 2013 Oops. I just noticed the typo. It should've been ate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HS Mom in NC Posted July 20, 2013 Author Share Posted July 20, 2013 ME (to a neighbor): "I've got to run, we're mummifying a chicken tomorrow." OLDEST: " For school, not for fun." ME "You'd be surprised by how many of your mummification needs can be met at Costco." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momto2Cs Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 "No, honey. That sheep heart is for dissection, not dinner." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pod's mum Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 :laugh: I've known to ask the chidren if they picked up all the placentas out of the back yard. Hsing on a ranch is even weirder... You know those recipes do not neccessarily specify "human" placenta. Not thinking of starting up a cafe are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pod's mum Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 OK, another great one-sided conversation, so I'll be a resurrectionist and add it to this thread. Dd's just brought in a red back spider in a small specimen pot and by the look of it wants to engage in 'Spider Wars'."Mum, who will kill who if I put this fellow in with that one?" (The Hunt's Man in his jar; one of those big, hairy, scary looking, but fairly harmless Aussie spiders).I'm hoping the referee won't take a hit. I'd better intervene soon I guess."Mum how do you spell venom?" DD "Oh....Where has it gone this time?" While she hunts on the floor Me: "What?" DD: "Oh, nothing deadly." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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