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When I was grocery shopping yesterday, I picked up what I assumed was a lemon meringue pie for Wolf and the kids.

 

Turned out it was Key Lime. They'd never had it before.

 

Wolf comes up to me after, and says excitedly, "I liked it! I do! I like Key Lime pie!"

 

I immediately responded, "Would you eat it in a boat? Would you eat it with a goat?"

 

Then, later, he came back from the park with the Littles, carrying a basket ball. He looked at me and stated, "I was going to give it to you to carry, but it looks like you already are carrying one." Smart ack.

:lol::lol:

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