Ewe Mama Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 I wish my mil had come with an expiration date stamped on her forehead so I knew how long I'd have to listen to her carp. She's 86 now and still going strong. She started at our wedding rehearsal dinner 14 years ago and has never stopped. :glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 My MIL knows everything about EVERYTHING. Im so glad that I have her there to cut me off, correct me when I'm "wrong" and explain to me why everything happens the way it does. BUT.. most of all.. I love her extremely accurate statistics. My favorite: "Well you know 1 in 4 babies drown in the toilet." :lol: Thank you so much - I sure needed a laugh this morning! (Plus I'm preparing for a week long visit from the in-laws over Thanksgiving and need some mental preparation. Last time they visited, MIL would talk non-stop for HOURS - I once timed a record 7 second pause - and frequently commented on how rude it is when people don't look you straight in the eye when they are being spoken to :ack2:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughing lioness Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 My MIL knows everything about EVERYTHING. Im so glad that I have her there to cut me off, correct me when I'm "wrong" and explain to me why everything happens the way it does. BUT.. most of all.. I love her extremely accurate statistics. My favorite: "Well you know 1 in 4 babies drown in the toilet." *snort*:lol: My fav is when the mil goes to the kids and feeds them carp, then swears them to a vow a silence. REally?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MommaOfalotta Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 :lol: Thank you so much - I sure needed a laugh this morning! (Plus I'm preparing for a week long visit from the in-laws over Thanksgiving and need some mental preparation. Last time they visited, MIL would talk non-stop for HOURS - I once timed a record 7 second pause - and frequently commented on how rude it is when people don't look you straight in the eye when they are being spoken to :ack2:) :grouphug: You poor thing! A WEEK!? Whew.. good luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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