katalaska Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 These are from the CHEC Homeschool Update/ Second Quarter, 2008, page 10: The author, Carol Barnier, writes about possible homeschool book titles that we will never see: 22 Ways to Encourage Social Workers to Come Over for Tea NEA's Book of "Why YOU Should Homeschool" Keeping Your Hired Domestic Staff Motivated and Happy Getting Expelled From Your Support Group...and other Ways to Liven Up Meetings Dr. Seuss' Version of 10 Commandments. (I DO NOT want my neighbor's cow. I DO NOT want it then or now.) There are Absolutely NO Absolutes...Post-Modernism Truths...er, um suggestions...thoughts...well, you know... Making Usable Furniture from Unused Curriculum Mini-Van and Paper Mache: How Will You Find Your Van in a Conference Parking Lot? Coon Skin Caps from Road Kill--A Thrifty Mom's Story Some of My Best Friends Use Public Schools--The New Face of Tolerance Keeping the Heart of the Children Who Will One Day Choose Your Nursing Home Pot Holders, Pup Tents, and Other Great Uses for Those Old Denim Jumpers Local Support Groups Launch New 12 Step Recovery Program "He's One Stone Short of a Temple"...and other Ancient Hebrew Jokes Our Weapon of Choice: The Glue Gun "I've Been Called for Jury Duty"--55 Great Ideas for Getting Dad to Teach Today I ONLY Have 3 Children!--and Other Embarrassing Homeschool Confessions How to Win National Spelling Bee, Geography Bee and Quilting Bee in 5 Easy Lessons! Creating a Walk-Through Digestive Tract (and other Science-Alive Moments) "I Wasn't Sleeping! I was Meditating on our Family's Mission Statement!": Quick and Believable Responses When Caught Dozing Classical-Shmassical: Whatever Happened to Recess? Dust Bunny/Cheerios Sculptures: Creative Ways to Get YOUR Kids to Tidy Up "I Just Can't Get That Tomato Out of My Head!" One Mom's Courageous Battle with Veggie Tales Abuse Boundaries and the Deadbolt Solution: Finally Going to the Bathroom Alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Call Me Cordelia Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Snort! Thanks for sharing!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie in Austin Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 LOL! "I ONLY Have 3 Children!--and Other Embarrassing Homeschool Confessions" I really relate to that one--I spend a lot of time hanging around homeschoolers, Catholics, and Mormons and I feel like I have a very small family! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frontier Mom Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Those are so funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mom2abcd Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Thanks for typing these up!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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