Apiphobic Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Mosey on over to the social groups and add yer name to the Talk-in-Texas group, so we can swap homeschooling and critter stories galore. Stacey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apiphobic Posted November 11, 2008 Author Share Posted November 11, 2008 Texas is a state of mind. Texas is an obsession. Above all, Texas is a nation in every sense of the word - Author John Steinbeck If you've ever driven across Texas, you know how different one area of the state can be from another. Take El Paso. It looks as much like Dallas as I look like Jack Nicklaus - Pro Golfer Lee Trevino Texas is the crossroads of the world. Everything here is big - Bobby Lee. I must say as to what I have seen of Texas, it is the garden spot of the world, the best land and the best prospects for health I ever saw, and I do believe it is a fortune to any man to come here - Alamo hero Davey Crockett I am forced to conclude that God made Texas on his day off, for pure entertainment, just to prove that all that diversity could be crammed into one section of earth by a really top hand - Author Mary Lasswell Texas is neither southern nor western. Texas is Texas - Senator William Blakley I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it - Former Governor Ann Richards I done drew the line. Just like the Alamo. You're either on one side of the line or the other. I don't want to ever leave Texas again - Former Houston Oilers coach Bum Phillips I think Texans have more fun than the rest of the world - Choreographer Tommy Tune I love Texas because Texas is future-oriented, because Texans think anything is possible. Texans think big - Senator Phil Gramm Houston is, without a doubt, the weirdest, most entertaining city in Texas, consisting as it does of subtropical forest, life in the fast lane, a layer of oil, cowboys and spacemen - Texas Tourism Guide I feel safer on a racetrack than I do on Houston's freeways - Car racing legend A.J. Foyt My favorite Aggie joke? I'm sorry I don't understand the question - Singer Lyle Lovett - Texas A&M class of 1979 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apiphobic Posted November 11, 2008 Author Share Posted November 11, 2008 The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving Not overly-intelligent As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party (self-explanatory) Tighter than bark on a tree Not very generous Big hat, no cattle All talk and no action We've howdied but we ain't shook yet We've made a brief acquaintance, but not been formally introduced He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow He has a pretty high opinion of himself She's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth That woman can talk It's so dry the trees are bribin' the dogs We really could use a little rain around here Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly Appearances can be deceptive. This ain't my first rodeo I've been around awhile He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch Not the most handsome of men They ate supper before they said grace Living in sin Time to paint your butt white and run with the antelope Stop arguing and do as you're told As full of wind as a corn-eating horse Rather prone to boasting You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make em biscuits You can say whatever you want about something, but that doesn't change what it is That's a fur piece. It'll take you awhile to get there Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon just do your part and I'll do mine Don't call him a cowboy, till you've seen him ride Don't judge a book by its cover She's been rode hard and put away wet refers to an unattractive, hard-looking woman toad choker a heavy rain frog strangler also a heavy rain finer than frog hair use anywhere you might use the word "fine" rarer than hen's teeth pretty darn rare tump to spill, as in "I jes' tumped over mah beer" coke Coca-Cola, Pepsi, Sprite, Mountain Dew, Big Red, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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