2cents Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 So I'm playing around on Project Gutenberg and stumble across this book: The Foolish Dictionary by By WALLACE GOLDSMITH Executed by GIDEON WURDZ, Master of Pholly, Doctor of Loquacious Lunacy, Fellow of the Royal Gibe Society, etc., etc. http://www.gutenberg.org/files/1989/1989-h/1989-h.htm It is funny! I liked the definition for Brain... BRAIN The top-floor apartment in the Human Block, known as the Cranium, and kept by the Sarah Sisters—Sarah Brum and Sarah Belum, assisted by Medulla Oblongata. All three are nervous, but are always confined to their cells. The Brain is done in gray and white, and furnished with light and heat, hot or cold water, (if desired), with regular connections to the outside world by way of the Spinal Circuit. Usually occupied by the Intellect Bros.,—Thoughts and Ideas—as an Intelligence Office, but sometimes sub-let to Jag, Hang-Over & Co. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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