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Some funny book titles were posted on the Trivium Mastery thread, I thought it would be fun to see what some more of your book titles would be for your theoretical book on teaching the trivium. You can even have 2 or 3 if you wish!

 

Here's some that were posted on the other thread to give you ideas, then mine.

 

WTMindy: "Obsessive Compulsive Chart Making in the Trivium”

 

Elegantlion: "Educating the next generation of active learners or how to read while bouncing on an exercise ball"

 

Mama Bear: a chapter in WTMindy’s “Obsessive Compulsive Chart Making” called "Color coding success in Excel"

 

Mine: “On the use of Webster’s Speller and Syllabary and the Over-teaching of Phonics, Spelling, and Syllabification in the Trivium”

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The Obsessive Home Educator Fanatic's Guide to Combining Three Program Plans in a Simple Seven-Hour Day Program and Half-Day Saturday School Every Other Week (with Optional Supplements)

 

I can relate, why can't I just settle on one instead of doing it all?

 

The Trivium's Effect on Library Fines: Considerations for Opening a Family Bookstore

 

Good one, I just tallied up the late fees between all 5 of our library cards, the grand total $486 (that is after I paid $20 towards one of the cards on Thursday), yikes.

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Book Junkies: How to single-handedly keep the economy afloat by buying every single book or curriculum suggested on homeschooling message boards.

 

:)

 

Someone's got to do it! I mainly have a phonics book collection and books from the 1800's, but I'm considering starting a math book collection. So far I have Singapore and RS, considering Miquon. (Must stop reading math posts.)

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Well, I didn't want to mention it, but I will be releasing " The Classically Eclectically Rigorously Relaxed Montessori Waldorf-Inspired Charlotte Mason Unschooling Approach: The Only Way To Homeschool" in 2010. I believe Amazon will be carrying it if they can fit the title.
You missed this one from Maria/ME. ;)
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Hmm. This year's is "Buy and Ditch: The Art of Keeping Your Children Confused and Guessing by Switching Curricula Multiple Times Before the School Year Even Starts." Of course, this is only written for moms with kids old enough to ask questions and care about what they are using.

 

Previous years' would have to be "One, Two, Three Approaches Are Never Enough or the More, the Merrier Method of Homeschooling."

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Book Junkies: How to single-handedly keep the economy afloat by buying every single book or curriculum suggested on homeschooling message boards.

 

1) Is this how-to disguiesed as self help? Cause that's what I really need!

 

2)When is the release date? Although I've bought so much curriculum this year it may be out of my budget...on the other hand, "what's one more?" is always my motto!

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Hmm. This year's is "Buy and Ditch: The Art of Keeping Your Children Confused and Guessing by Switching Curricula Multiple Times Before the School Year Even Starts." Of course, this is only written for moms with kids old enough to ask questions and care about what they are using.

 

Previous years' would have to be "One, Two, Three Approaches Are Never Enough or the More, the Merrier Method of Homeschooling."

 

I'm ROTFL, and if I was drinking a Coke, it would be with Coke coming out of my nose!

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Hey! I need a copy of ElegantLion's book for my 7 yo! And buying that probably means I need SolaMichella's book. Just get me a subscription for all of them.

 

And some aspirin!

 

A supply of Dramamine comes with my book. :D I could get motion sickness watching ds on that exercise ball. But he has great abs.

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"The Art of Giving Your Children a Classical Education While Looking Like Slacking Unschoolers"

 

or: "Exactly Inbetween: Your Guide To The Perfect Classical Education Halfway Between TWTM and LCC"

 

or: "Yes, You Do Have To Learn This Yourself"

 

or: "Classical Education Via Pop Culture"

Chapter 1: The Simpsons

Chapter 2: Science Fiction

Chapter 3: Bill and Ted's Excellent

 

... oh, wow. Brain blip. Excellent what? Bill and Ted's Excellent something or other. YOU know.

 

or: "Educating Boys: Knowing When To Be Firm, When To Indulge, and When To Head For The Vodka"

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I have some more...

 

Along the lines of the library suggestions: Library Relations for Classical Homeschoolers

Ch 1: How to Persuade Your Local Library to Use Your Family's Fines in the Naming of the New Wing

Ch 2: How to Frustrate Your Juvenile Fiction Librarian Out of Her Mind in Three Easy Steps

Ch 3: Interlibrary Loans: When Too Much is Not Enough

Ch 4: How to Make Peace With Library Staff Following a Toddler Meltdown

Ch 5: Avoiding the Strange: How to Obscure Pop Drivel and Inculcate the Classics

Ch 6: Encouraging the Strange: What to Do When Your Children Eschew Pop Culture Altogether

Ch 7: Being a Good Customer: Is More Than Three Hours Too Long at the Library? More than Six?

Ch 8: Blow-outs: How to Manage Everything From Sibling Relations to Leaky Diapers While Visiting the Library

Ch 9: How do I return a DVD That's Been Missing For a Year? And Other Library Conundrums

Ch 10: Is it Okay to Shush Other People's Children?

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What to Do When You're Attacked By Your Groaning Bookcases

 

Emergency Protein Recipes: Grab Your Peanut Butter Jar and Hang On!

 

Creative Bribes: Proper Balancing of a Homeschool Family's Resources to Optimize the Student's Performance and Maximize Parent Sanity (See back for your budget worksheet and chocolate chip coupons)

 

Read-Alouds for the Doctor's Office or How to Stop Others' Conversations Cold in Less Than Fifteen Seconds

 

Shoes, Denim, and Other Life Lessons: Camouflage for the Homeschool Family

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I have some more...

 

Along the lines of the library suggestions: Library Relations for Classical Homeschoolers

Ch 1: How to Persuade Your Local Library to Use Your Family's Fines in the Naming of the New Wing

Ch 2: How to Frustrate Your Juvenile Fiction Librarian Out of Her Mind in Three Easy Steps

Ch 3: Interlibrary Loans: When Too Much is Not Enough

Ch 4: How to Make Peace With Library Staff Following a Toddler Meltdown

Ch 5: Avoiding the Strange: How to Obscure Pop Drivel and Inculcate the Classics

Ch 6: Encouraging the Strange: What to Do When Your Children Eschew Pop Culture Altogether

Ch 7: Being a Good Customer: Is More Than Three Hours Too Long at the Library? More than Six?

Ch 8: Blow-outs: How to Manage Everything From Sibling Relations to Leaky Diapers While Visiting the Library

Ch 9: How do I return a DVD That's Been Missing For a Year? And Other Library Conundrums

Ch 10: Is it Okay to Shush Other People's Children?

 

Where do I sign up for this book? I need this book! I need this book! (With two toddlers, I really need this book, especially Chapters 4, 8, 9, and 10)! Thanks! :D

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I will be purchasing this one.

"Educating Boys: Knowing When To Be Firm, When To Indulge, and When To Head For The Vodka"
:lol:

 

I think ours would be something along the line of...

 

How to take twice as long to finish the Trivium as everyone else.

 

I figured out today (while taking a midday bath to calm my braxton hicks) that it has taken my 12 yo 2 years to finish his curriculum since we started on TWTM. :001_huh: And, that makes no sense. As in we started with TWTM for last school year. We are still doing SOTW 1 amongst other things. He and his brother did finish their Handwriting books though.

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