katarzyna Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 The Ten Commandments of Math 1. Thou shalt not divide by zero. 2. Thou shalt not put other textbooks before thee in math class. 3. Thou shalt show thy work; check thy work and confirm that thy results are reasonable. 4. Remember thy test days and prepare for them wholly. 5. Thou shalt honor the correct order of operations. 6. Thou shalt not do thy math papers in ink. 7. Thou shalt commit the facts of arithmetic to memory. 8. Thou shalt do unto one side of as equation what thou doest to the other. 9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy original problem; thou shalt copy thy problems accurately and legibly. 10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s paper, nor any thing that is thy neighbor’s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Amen :lol::lol: I'm showing this to my ds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cathy in TX Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 This is great! Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie in NE Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 That's very funny! :lol::lol: Will share this with my non-mathy dd..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JenneinCA Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 I love this. Thank you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Bay Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Funny! However, in our house, we need to add a few more commandments Thou shalt not sneak a book of fiction under thy math text Thou shalt not draw in thy algebra notebook Thou shalt not sing while doing Algebra if thy siblings are nearby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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