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I knew someone whose husband's biggest concern in the divorce was getting the bottle of nuoc mam sauce. (Well, it was rural Kansas many years ago, and it was perhaps one of only a dozen such bottles in the state...). After huge amounts of threats and posturing, he didn't even show up to court.

 

At one point, when he came out to the farmhouse where I was sheltering this woman and baby, I stalked out to his car with a kitchen knife and informed him if he got out I'd cut his genitalia off and nail them to the porch. I can't believe what a nut I was! He, however, drove off, and I wasn't ever scared. I know cowards when I see them, and I did have a Great Dane with me.

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I knew someone whose husband's biggest concern in the divorce was getting the bottle of nuoc mam sauce. (Well, it was rural Kansas many years ago, and it was perhaps one of only a dozen such bottles in the state...). After huge amounts of threats and posturing, he didn't even show up to court.

 

At one point, when he came out to the farmhouse where I was sheltering this woman and baby, I stalked out to his car with a kitchen knife and informed him if he got out I'd cut his genitalia off and nail them to the porch. I can't believe what a nut I was! He, however, drove off, and I wasn't ever scared. I know cowards when I see them, and I did have a Great Dane with me.

 

:lol::lol::lol:

 

I'm trying to picture this! The STORIES you tell, girl!

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