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Help! I need jokes for ds5 to tell in a "talent show" on Wednesday night.


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They need to be short, so he can remember them. And he needs to "get" them, or he won't remember them.

 

I need to stock him full of jokes, or he'll start ad libbing. That's not a good thing :eek:.

 

So far the only one he likes is the "Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? So he could see time fly".

 

Help?

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What do you call a monkey that keeps coming back?

A boomerangatan

 

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

ARRRRR

 

What is a lion's favorite type of music?

rock-n-roar

 

What is a mouse's favorite game?

parcheesy

 

What do you call a surgeon with eight arms?

Doctopus

 

 

I hope that some of these work.

 

Jenne in AZ

(dd9, ds7, ds3)

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