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I just want you to know, because it's all your fault. I'm on my way to a friend's house. I have to bring snacks or something for supper, and have to stop to pick something up because I thought I'd be there earlier and so we ate what I planned to bring for lunch. Suddenly I'm noticing these thoughts slipping into my consciousness from the side: "must grab bag of Reeses... a little bag and scarf it in the car on the way over... I wonder if I could bring a big bag to share... no, darn it, corn syrup... how much will that mercury affect a big fat lady? I could get a big bag to hide in my purse and eat all myself."

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I just want you to know, because it's all your fault. I'm on my way to a friend's house. I have to bring snacks or something for supper, and have to stop to pick something up because I thought I'd be there earlier and so we ate what I planned to bring for lunch. Suddenly I'm noticing these thoughts slipping into my consciousness from the side: "must grab bag of Reeses... a little bag and scarf it in the car on the way over... I wonder if I could bring a big bag to share... no, darn it, corn syrup... how much will that mercury affect a big fat lady? I could get a big bag to hide in my purse and eat all myself."

 

You're just craving protein...grab a steak!:tongue_smilie::D

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