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Do you use third person in your status updates? Or do use first person, even though it's not grammatically correct?
I start with third person. If there's a second sentence I switch to first person. This is not an endorsement of the system... it is irritating.
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With that in mind, consider this blog entry concerning the art of the Facebook status update:

 

http://www.good.is/?p=15011

 

For the record, I always cleave to the third person in my Facebook status. Since it begins with my name, I feel it's awkward and unclear to use the first person. As a Latin teacher, I can rarely bring myself to willfully violate subject-verb agreement rules.

 

Nealy

mama to Thales, 6; Lydia, almost 3; and Odin, 7 weeks

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HAMLET

(FACEBOOK NEWS

FEED EDITION).

BY SARAH SCHMELLING

 

- - - -

 

Horatio thinks he saw a ghost.

 

Hamlet thinks it's annoying when your uncle marries your mother right after your dad dies.

 

The king thinks Hamlet's annoying.

 

Laertes thinks Ophelia can do better.

 

Hamlet's father is now a zombie.

 

- - - -

 

The king poked the queen.

 

The queen poked the king back.

 

Hamlet and the queen are no longer friends.

 

Marcellus is pretty sure something's rotten around here.

 

Hamlet became a fan of daggers.

 

- - - -

 

Polonius says Hamlet's crazy ... crazy in love!

 

Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, and Hamlet are now friends.

 

Hamlet wonders if he should continue to exist. Or not.

 

Hamlet thinks Ophelia might be happier in a convent.

 

Ophelia removed "moody princes" from her interests.

 

Hamlet posted an event: A Play That's Totally Fictional and In No Way About My Family

 

The king commented on Hamlet's play: "What is wrong with you?"

 

Polonius thinks this curtain looks like a good thing to hide behind.

 

Polonius is no longer online.

 

- - - -

 

Hamlet added England to the Places I've Been application.

 

The queen is worried about Ophelia.

 

Ophelia loves flowers. Flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers. Oh, look, a river.

 

Ophelia joined the group Maidens Who Don't Float.

 

Laertes wonders what the hell happened while he was gone.

 

- - - -

 

The king sent Hamlet a goblet of wine.

 

The queen likes wine!

 

The king likes ... oh crap.

 

The queen, the king, Laertes, and Hamlet are now zombies.

 

Horatio says well that was tragic.

 

Fortinbras, Prince of Norway, says yes, tragic. We'll take it from here.

 

Denmark is now Norwegian.

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HAMLET

(FACEBOOK NEWS

FEED EDITION).

BY SARAH SCHMELLING

 

- - - -

 

Horatio thinks he saw a ghost.

 

Hamlet thinks it's annoying when your uncle marries your mother right after your dad dies.

 

The king thinks Hamlet's annoying.

 

Laertes thinks Ophelia can do better.

 

Hamlet's father is now a zombie.

 

- - - -

 

The king poked the queen.

 

The queen poked the king back.

 

Hamlet and the queen are no longer friends.

 

Marcellus is pretty sure something's rotten around here.

 

Hamlet became a fan of daggers.

 

- - - -

 

Polonius says Hamlet's crazy ... crazy in love!

 

Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, and Hamlet are now friends.

 

Hamlet wonders if he should continue to exist. Or not.

 

Hamlet thinks Ophelia might be happier in a convent.

 

Ophelia removed "moody princes" from her interests.

 

Hamlet posted an event: A Play That's Totally Fictional and In No Way About My Family

 

The king commented on Hamlet's play: "What is wrong with you?"

 

Polonius thinks this curtain looks like a good thing to hide behind.

 

Polonius is no longer online.

 

- - - -

 

Hamlet added England to the Places I've Been application.

 

The queen is worried about Ophelia.

 

Ophelia loves flowers. Flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers. Oh, look, a river.

 

Ophelia joined the group Maidens Who Don't Float.

 

Laertes wonders what the hell happened while he was gone.

 

- - - -

 

The king sent Hamlet a goblet of wine.

 

The queen likes wine!

 

The king likes ... oh crap.

 

The queen, the king, Laertes, and Hamlet are now zombies.

 

Horatio says well that was tragic.

 

Fortinbras, Prince of Norway, says yes, tragic. We'll take it from here.

 

Denmark is now Norwegian.

 

ROFL

 

To pee or not to pee! :lol:

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Moira almost peed.

Apiphobic hates bees.

Moira must to bed with speed.

Edited by nmoira
typo -- a pretty funny one at that
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Sometimes I write in third person.

 

Other times I change "Hillary is" to "Hillary says". Then I write in first-person whatever I want to say.

 

Example: Hillary says, "If you liked it then you should'a put a ring on it."

 

:lol: This is what I do as well.

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