Do you ever read headlines that make you giggle?

[Tree Frog]

This one is posted on our local sheriff's FB page:

EAST PATROL DEPUTIES ARREST ROBBERY SUSPECT MOMENTS AFTER HOMEOWNERS FLATTENED THE SUSPECT VEHICLE WITH A MACHETE

I had to read the blurb to see how someone could flatten a vehicle with a machete. I mean, I could see dents made, maybe windows broken, but really flattened? That would be one angry homeowner!

It was a letdown to read the homeowner slashed a tire, which flattened when the suspect tried to drive away.

What are your funny headlines?

 

[fairfarmhand]

We found both of these titles about a scientific study to be hilarious.

What a Waste! Frozen Poop Knives Are Crappy Cutters, Scientists Find

And 

An Exercise in Poo-Tility: Scientist Tries to Make a Knife Out of Poop

[Tree Frog]

10 minutes ago, fairfarmhand said:

We found both of these titles about a scientific study to be hilarious.

What a Waste! Frozen Poop Knives Are Crappy Cutters, Scientists Find

And 

An Exercise in Poo-Tility: Scientist Tries to Make a Knife Out of Poop

 

Of all the things one could study, that's not one that comes to mind easily!

[Ausmumof3]

2 hours ago, fairfarmhand said:

We found both of these titles about a scientific study to be hilarious.

What a Waste! Frozen Poop Knives Are Crappy Cutters, Scientists Find

And 

An Exercise in Poo-Tility: Scientist Tries to Make a Knife Out of Poop

Are you sure that wasn’t just a myth busters episode?!