Obama thinks I am very bad at taking walks.

[Terabith]

I just took Obama for a walk, and he is completely disgusted with me.  I do not stop and smell enough things.  I do not stick my head into every hole or drain we pass.  I do not cross the street to avoid the house with the dog.  I do not dart from parked car to parked car like a ninja.  

It's terrible.  I need remedial walking lessons.  

[Drama Llama]

Clearly.

I assume you were, at least, walking in his storm sewer?

[KSera]

When am I going to learn not to do a double take on your Obama posts? Every time 😂.

[Terabith]

Just now, Baseballandhockey said:

Clearly.

I assume you were, at least, walking in his storm sewer?

Sadly, no.  I could not even fit in his storm sewer.  The one by my MIL's old house, I could go in if I crouched, but this one is built under the street, and I'd have to be way skinnier than I am to get down there, and anyone over about 18 inches tall would find it snug.