Biblically accurate Angel cookies

[Terabith]

I need better cookie cutters 

[Murphy101]

That

is

awesome!

 

[Moonhawk]

I was expecting them to be on fire, and I thought, "Finally! A cookie recipe I can't overbake!"

[RootAnn]

I had to click on this thread & it didn't disappoint.

[Lecka]

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for sharing 🙂 

[Ditto]

Wicked funny!!!!

[Carol in Cal.]

Um.  

 

Six Wings.  They need Six Wings.  

 

Awesome, though.

 

Do you know how to use an angel cookie cutter to make Mandalorian Baby Yoda cookies?  That’s my current fave!

[Terabith]

So, the bottom two are the wheel angels.  The top one HAD six wings.  In a shocking turn of events, neither amazon nor etsy sells six winged seraphim cookie cutters.  (I know, unbelievable, right?)  So I used a gingerbread woman as the base and cut out six wings that I cut from the dragon cookie cutter and attached them to my gingerbread woman.  But they spread in the oven and then when I put the frosting on, you really couldn't tell.  So I need to rethink my seraphim.

I was going to use orange frosting to simulate fire, but I was out of food coloring.  

Next time.  

[Lori D.]

10 minutes ago, Terabith said:

So, the bottom two are the wheel angels.  The top one HAD six wings.  In a shocking turn of events, neither amazon nor etsy sells six winged seraphim cookie cutters.  (I know, unbelievable, right?)  So I used a gingerbread woman as the base and cut out six wings that I cut from the dragon cookie cutter and attached them to my gingerbread woman.  But they spread in the oven and then when I put the frosting on, you really couldn't tell.  So I need to rethink my seraphim.

I was going to use orange frosting to simulate fire, but I was out of food coloring.  

Next time.  

@Terabith, you are the BOMB! Words fail to express how awesome this is! 😄

[Similarly, the only emojis with wings max out at 4 wings, not 6...]

 🧚‍♂️

[Carol in Cal.]

13 minutes ago, Terabith said:

So, the bottom two are the wheel angels.  The top one HAD six wings.  In a shocking turn of events, neither amazon nor etsy sells six winged seraphim cookie cutters.  (I know, unbelievable, right?)  So I used a gingerbread woman as the base and cut out six wings that I cut from the dragon cookie cutter and attached them to my gingerbread woman.  But they spread in the oven and then when I put the frosting on, you really couldn't tell.  So I need to rethink my seraphim.

I was going to use orange frosting to simulate fire, but I was out of food coloring.  

Next time.  

“I need to rethink my seraphim”—NATLBSB

(Not a tag line, but should be.)

[Lori D.]

Also, don't forget the first thing the heavenly messengers always have to say:

"FEAR NOT!"


😂

[Terabith]

1 minute ago, Lori D. said:

Also, don't forget the first thing the heavenly messengers always have to say:

"FEAR NOT!"


😂

Yeah, it kind of gives one more insight into why they have to yell, "FEAR NOT!"  

It also makes, "The Lord is with you," sound a bit more like a threat.  

My husband says they should say, "I am not the Body of Christ, so don't eat me!"

[Lori D.]

I'm now realizing that we are all overlooking the big picture question, which is: "What does Terabith need seraphim cookies for????"

And then the obvious follow-up question: "Are these seraphim cookies needed to appease (or intimidate!) the monolith and/or Putin's brother...?"

[HS Mom in NC]

YES!

[ScoutTN]

12 minutes ago, Lori D. said:

I'm now realizing that we are all overlooking the big picture question, which is: "What does Terabith need seraphim cookies for????"

And then the obvious follow-up question: "Are these seraphim cookies needed to appease (or intimidate!) the monolith and/or Putin's brother...?"

Exactly what I was thinking!!

[Carol in Cal.]

17 minutes ago, Lori D. said:

And then the obvious follow-up question: "Are these seraphim cookies needed to appease (or intimidate!) the monolith and/or Putin's brother...?"

I think it’s safe to assume that the Seraphim oppose Putin.  But his brother?  Hmmm....

[Terabith]

49 minutes ago, Lori D. said:

I'm now realizing that we are all overlooking the big picture question, which is: "What does Terabith need seraphim cookies for????"

And then the obvious follow-up question: "Are these seraphim cookies needed to appease (or intimidate!) the monolith and/or Putin's brother...?"

This was more of a "I wonder if I could do this" baking challenge.  

Although, I'm not sure I can bring myself to eat the angels, so maybe a monolith sacrifice would be appropriate?

[Carol in Cal.]

23 minutes ago, Terabith said:

This was more of a "I wonder if I could do this" baking challenge.  

Although, I'm not sure I can bring myself to eat the angels, so maybe a monolith sacrifice would be appropriate?

See, this is why I have never bought a cross cookie cutter.  I just...I can't.