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@Garga gave me this idea for a parody song for “The 12 Days of Christmas.” So here is my spoof I wrote:

On the first day of COVID, my government gave to me

denial that the virus exists.

On the second day of COVID, my gvnt gave to me,

two parties fighting...

On the third day of COVID, my gvnt gave to me,

three conspiracy YouTubes...

On the fourth day of COVID, my gvnt gave to me,

four weeks of shutdown...

On the fifth day of COVID, my gvnt gave to me,

five airline failures! 

On the sixth day of COVID, my gvnt gave to me,

six decent governors...

On the seventh day of COVID, my gvnt gave to me,

seven-figure stimulus...

On the eighth day of COVID, my gvnt gave to me,

eight feuding Senators...

On the ninth day of COVID, my gvnt gave to me,

nine conflicting experts...

On the tenth day of COVID my gvnt gave to me,

ten baseless tweet-storms...

On the eleventh day of COVID, my gvnt gave to me,

eleven miles of food lines...

On the twelfth day of COVID, my gvnt gave to me, 

twelve months of masking...

 

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56 minutes ago, Quill said:

@Garga gave me this idea for a parody song for “The 12 Days of Christmas.” So here is my spoof I wrote:

On the first day of COVID, my government gave to me

denial that the virus exists.

On the second day of COVID, my gvnt gave to me,

two parties fighting...

On the third day of COVID, my gvnt gave to me,

three conspiracy YouTubes...

On the fourth day of COVID, my gvnt gave to me,

four weeks of shutdown...

On the fifth day of COVID, my gvnt gave to me,

five airline failures! 

On the sixth day of COVID, my gvnt gave to me,

six decent governors...

On the seventh day of COVID, my gvnt gave to me,

seven-figure stimulus...

On the eighth day of COVID, my gvnt gave to me,

eight feuding Senators...

On the ninth day of COVID, my gvnt gave to me,

nine conflicting experts...

On the tenth day of COVID my gvnt gave to me,

ten baseless tweet-storms...

On the eleventh day of COVID, my gvnt gave to me,

eleven miles of food lines...

On the twelfth day of COVID, my gvnt gave to me, 

twelve months of masking...

 

😁

This is great!

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