covid19 memes

[AbcdeDooDah]

I made myself a t-shirt.😁

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[Negin]

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[gardenmom5]

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Oh where is my hairbrush . . . 

 

[Valley Girl]

21 hours ago, Arctic Mama said:

A little painfully accurate, Bee 🤣

 

This one sums it up all too well! I'm having to take breaks even from this forum because of the polarization and mischaracterization of people's motives on threads. With everything going on, my coping skills can't stretch to deal with it.

[Emba]

On 4/21/2020 at 2:51 AM, Negin said:

Oh man, I have been craving cake ( with icing) like crazy. I almost made one the other night, but I’ve restrained myself. . . So far. But really. Cakes need to be a special occasion thing.

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[klmama]

11 minutes ago, emba56 said:

Oh man, I have been craving cake ( with icing) like crazy. I almost made one the other night, but I’ve restrained myself. . . So far. But really. Cakes need to be a special occasion thing.

You could make a mug cake.  It's one serving.  5 minutes in the microwave.  Not quite as good, but still pretty tasty.  Just sayin'....

[LucyStoner]

this tweet is everything to me today.  

Edited April 23, 2020 by LucyStoner

[gardenmom5]

1 hour ago, LucyStoner said:

this tweet is everything to me today.  

were they sure that was a woman?

[LucyStoner]

2 hours ago, gardenmom5 said:

were they sure that was a woman?

It’s clear on the video that she’s a woman.  The voice is unmistakable.  She said go to China if you want communism.  She’s also built like a lot of my middle aged female relatives so to me she looks female too, it’s more obvious in some pictures than others. 

Edited April 23, 2020 by LucyStoner

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[Ausmumof3]

Just to clear things up..
The Corona Rules:

1. Basically, you can't leave the house for any reason, but if you have to, then you can.

2. Masks are useless, but maybe you have to wear one, it can save you, it is useless, but maybe it is mandatory as well.

3. Stores are closed, except those that are open.

4. You should not go to hospitals unless you have to go there. Same applies to doctors, you should only go there in case of emergency, provided you are not too sick.

5. This virus is deadly but still not too scary, except that sometimes it actually leads to a global disaster.

6. Gloves won't help, but they can still help.

7. Everyone needs to stay HOME, but it's important to GO OUT.

8. There is no shortage of groceries in the supermarket, but there are many things missing when you go there in the evening, but not in the morning. Sometimes.

9. The virus has no effect on children except those it affects.

10. Animals are not affected, but there is still a cat that tested positive in Belgium in February when no one had been tested, plus a few tigers here and there…

11. You will have many symptoms when you are sick, but you can also get sick without symptoms, have symptoms without being sick, or be contagious without having symptoms. Oh, my..

12. In order not to get sick, you have to eat well and exercise, but eat whatever you have on hand and it's better not to go out, well, but no…

13. It's better to get some fresh air, but you get looked at very wrong when you get some fresh air, and most importantly, you don't go to parks or walk. But don’t sit down, except that you can do that now if you are old, but not for too long or if you are pregnant (but not too old).

14. You can't go to retirement homes, but you have to take care of the elderly and bring food and medication.

15. If you are sick, you can't go out, but you can go to the pharmacy.

16. You can get restaurant food delivered to the house, which may have been prepared by people who didn't wear masks or gloves. But you have to have your groceries decontaminated outside for 3 hours. Pizza too?

17. Every disturbing article or disturbing interview starts with " I don't want to trigger panic, but…"

18. You can't see your older mother or grandmother, but you can take a taxi and meet an older taxi driver.

19. You can walk around with a friend but not with your family if they don't live under the same roof.

20. You are safe if you maintain the appropriate social distance, but you can’t go out with friends or strangers at the safe social distance.

21. The virus remains active on different surfaces for two hours, no, four, no, six, no, we didn't say hours, maybe days? But it takes a damp environment. Oh no, not necessarily.

22. The virus stays in the air - well no, or yes, maybe, especially in a closed room, in one hour a sick person can infect ten, so if it falls, all our children were already infected at school before it was closed. But remember, if you stay at the recommended social distance, however in certain circumstances you should maintain a greater distance, which, studies show, the virus can travel further, maybe.

23. We count the number of deaths but we don't know how many people are infected as we have only tested so far those who were "almost dead" to find out if that's what they will die of…

24. We have no treatment, except that there may be one that apparently is not dangerous unless you take too much (which is the case with all medications).

25. We should stay locked up until the virus disappears, but it will only disappear if we achieve collective immunity, so when it circulates… but we must no longer be locked up for that? 😷✌️

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[Valley Girl]

3 hours ago, Ausmumof3 said:

Just to clear things up..
The Corona Rules:

1. Basically, you can't leave the house for any reason, but if you have to, then you can.

2. Masks are useless, but maybe you have to wear one, it can save you, it is useless, but maybe it is mandatory as well.

3. Stores are closed, except those that are open.

4. You should not go to hospitals unless you have to go there. Same applies to doctors, you should only go there in case of emergency, provided you are not too sick.

5. This virus is deadly but still not too scary, except that sometimes it actually leads to a global disaster.

6. Gloves won't help, but they can still help.

7. Everyone needs to stay HOME, but it's important to GO OUT.

8. There is no shortage of groceries in the supermarket, but there are many things missing when you go there in the evening, but not in the morning. Sometimes.

9. The virus has no effect on children except those it affects.

10. Animals are not affected, but there is still a cat that tested positive in Belgium in February when no one had been tested, plus a few tigers here and there…

11. You will have many symptoms when you are sick, but you can also get sick without symptoms, have symptoms without being sick, or be contagious without having symptoms. Oh, my..

12. In order not to get sick, you have to eat well and exercise, but eat whatever you have on hand and it's better not to go out, well, but no…

13. It's better to get some fresh air, but you get looked at very wrong when you get some fresh air, and most importantly, you don't go to parks or walk. But don’t sit down, except that you can do that now if you are old, but not for too long or if you are pregnant (but not too old).

14. You can't go to retirement homes, but you have to take care of the elderly and bring food and medication.

15. If you are sick, you can't go out, but you can go to the pharmacy.

16. You can get restaurant food delivered to the house, which may have been prepared by people who didn't wear masks or gloves. But you have to have your groceries decontaminated outside for 3 hours. Pizza too?

17. Every disturbing article or disturbing interview starts with " I don't want to trigger panic, but…"

18. You can't see your older mother or grandmother, but you can take a taxi and meet an older taxi driver.

19. You can walk around with a friend but not with your family if they don't live under the same roof.

20. You are safe if you maintain the appropriate social distance, but you can’t go out with friends or strangers at the safe social distance.

21. The virus remains active on different surfaces for two hours, no, four, no, six, no, we didn't say hours, maybe days? But it takes a damp environment. Oh no, not necessarily.

22. The virus stays in the air - well no, or yes, maybe, especially in a closed room, in one hour a sick person can infect ten, so if it falls, all our children were already infected at school before it was closed. But remember, if you stay at the recommended social distance, however in certain circumstances you should maintain a greater distance, which, studies show, the virus can travel further, maybe.

23. We count the number of deaths but we don't know how many people are infected as we have only tested so far those who were "almost dead" to find out if that's what they will die of…

24. We have no treatment, except that there may be one that apparently is not dangerous unless you take too much (which is the case with all medications).

25. We should stay locked up until the virus disappears, but it will only disappear if we achieve collective immunity, so when it circulates… but we must no longer be locked up for that? 😷✌️

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And yet people wonder why others are confused...

[Wheres Toto]

10 hours ago, LucyStoner said:

It’s clear on the video that she’s a woman.  The voice is unmistakable.  She said go to China if you want communism.  She’s also built like a lot of my middle aged female relatives so to me she looks female too, it’s more obvious in some pictures than others. 

I wonder how some of these people feel about their fame. 

[gardenmom5]

[LucyStoner]

1 hour ago, Where's Toto? said:

I wonder how some of these people feel about their fame. 

 

Yep.  It's the reality of living in a world where everyone has cameras in their pockets.  

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[Pen]

Usually if I don’t get humor I don’t bother to ask, cuz usually if it has to be explained it doesn’t end up funny anyway.

But could someone explain the senior class of 1984 missing their graduation? 

[Wheres Toto]

7 minutes ago, Pen said:

Usually if I don’t get humor I don’t bother to ask, cuz usually if it has to be explained it doesn’t end up funny anyway.

But could someone explain the senior class of 1984 missing their graduation? 

It's from the movie Red Dawn.   Russia invades, small town America.  Go Wolverines!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Dawn

 

Edited April 23, 2020 by Where's Toto?

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[Lady Florida.]

Awards and stickers for 2020.

 

[PrincessMommy]

Word. 

Majority Of Americans Would Rather Risk COVID Death Than Endure Any More Skype Lectures From Celebrities

 

[gardenmom5]

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[mom2scouts]

This isn't a meme, but it's funny. My former pastor (left for a much bigger church) is doing a Facebook Live show every week where they have a music theme (era, style, band) and he and his wife sit on their couch, take requests, and sing a bit of each song. 😂  His wife posted one Sunday that she had to yell at the kids to get to the couch so they weren't late for church. I think they've been locked up too long and have finally lost it.