fairfarmhand Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 If you had a 20 pound cheese on an airplane and had to get secretly rid of it, how would you do it. (Commercial flight so no dropping it off the plane) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
regentrude Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 (edited) put in overhead bin not by your seat and leave it behind when deplaning? now I need to you why you are asking Edited September 2, 2018 by regentrude 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hen Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 first wrap it up like a baby, and then...when that fails...eat it up with a good bottle of wine. ? and make Ethel help. 4 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmandaVT Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 If you can't leave the plane with it, can you request a knife from a flight attendant and share it with your neighbors? I will bet that a section of passengers can eat a wheel of cheese on a flight pretty easily, especially if there are crackers or pretzels offered on the flight. Also curious why you need to get rid of contraband cheese. ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excelsior! Academy Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 42 minutes ago, regentrude said: put in overhead bin not by your seat and leave it behind when deplaning? now I need to you why you are asking This. All of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsMommy Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 39 minutes ago, Hen said: first wrap it up like a baby, and then...when that fails...eat it up with a good bottle of wine. ? and make Ethel help. And don't forget to burp it!!! ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairfarmhand Posted September 2, 2018 Author Share Posted September 2, 2018 24 minutes ago, MrsMommy said: And don't forget to burp it!!! ? That was the best! That and when she drank the baby’s formula! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairfarmhand Posted September 2, 2018 Author Share Posted September 2, 2018 So I’m asking because I’m thinking of turning the storyline into a sort of skit but I need an alternate ending because I don’t have a tuba. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisB Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 chunk away at it and send it down the toilet?...lol That might be really funny in a skit where a few people have to squish in an airplane bathroom while people knock to get in to use it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairfarmhand Posted September 2, 2018 Author Share Posted September 2, 2018 7 hours ago, Seasider too said: Thanks for the answer but really, now I have even more questions about what you're doing on an airplane with a wheel of cheese AND supposed-to-be-tuba. ? It’s an episode of I love Lucy. I One of my all time favorites. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 13 hours ago, ChrisB said: chunk away at it and send it down the toilet?...lol That might be really funny in a skit where a few people have to squish in an airplane bathroom while people knock to get in to use it... This is what I was thinking too. Of course it depends on how realistic the set is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairfarmhand Posted September 2, 2018 Author Share Posted September 2, 2018 The episode is called Return Home from Europe. Synopsis: Lucy, Ricky , Fred and Ethel are in Europe and heading home. Lucy has way too much stuff and Ricky refuses to pay to ship home her souvenirs. The one she’s most attached to is A 20 pound roll of cheese. She thinks that babies fly for free so she ties a bonnet to the cheese and wraps it up like s baby. She sits next to a lady with a baby who wants to talk about babies and feed the babies, etc. later in the flight she learns that babies do cost money so she then has to figure out what to do with the cheese baby. Lucy and Ethel try to eat it, but fail. eventually, Lucy hides the cheese in Ricky’s band members instruments. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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