fairfarmhand Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 So if you were to write a spoof of Romeo and Juliette, what would be some fun feuds. Like sports rivalries? Packers vs. the Bears. Or Trekkies versus Star Wars nerds. Other ideas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tap Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 (edited) Classical homeschoolers vs :boxing_smiley: unschoolers :lol: LOL JK Edited March 7, 2018 by Tap 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brehon Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Lol! The Great Math Wars. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pegs Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Classical vs ecclesiastical pronunciation. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terabith Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Fans of Trump versus Fans of Bernie? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluegoat Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 I remember reading a short story or poem as a kid about a war between people who put the milk on their cereal after the sugar and those who put it on before the sugar. My dh and I disagree pretty strongly about whether the butter should be stored in the fridge so it is hard, or out so it is soft. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solascriptura Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Toilet paper over or under. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junie Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Ford vs Toyota or Dodge or anything, really. Pepsi vs Coke Yankees vs Red Sox if it's in Philadelphia: real cheese vs Whiz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneStepAtATime Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Kraft Mayonnaise vs. Miracle Whip Yes Ma'am/Yes Sir as signs of respect/politeness vs. That's so RUDE!!! Don't ever say those things! Disposable vs. Cloth diapers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausmumof3 Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Vax versus antivaxxers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happi duck Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Dog people vs cat people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmos Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Android vs. apple coffee vs. tea vegan vs. paleo :lol: But . . . how do you make a fun spoof of a tragedy? Does everyone still die at the end? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petrichor Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 But . . . how do you make a fun spoof of a tragedy? Does everyone still die at the end? this made me LOL imagining all of the suggestions mentioned above ending like romeo and juliette 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonfirmath Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 So if you were to write a spoof of Romeo and Juliette, what would be some fun feuds. Like sports rivalries? Packers vs. the Bears. Or Trekkies versus Star Wars nerds. Other ideas? Texas A&M vs University of Texas "Colors are all the same" By Bill Pekar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teacher Mom Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Have you ever seen the license plates: A House Divided with Alabama and Auburn or Alabama and LSU underneath? Here it would be ketchup eaters vs non-ketchup eaters because SOME people put ketchup on EVERYTHING. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KathyBC Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Pizza - pineapple, yes or no 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katilac Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Classical homeschoolers vs :boxing_smiley: unschoolers :lol: LOL JK That might result in a lot more than two deaths. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 That might result in a lot more than two deaths. The unschoolers wouldn't bother to show up to the fight... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 (edited) I remember reading a short story or poem as a kid about a war between people who put the milk on their cereal after the sugar and those who put it on before the sugar.The correct answer is sugar goes on both before and after the milk. :leaving: Edited for clarity. It’s important to get this right. Edited March 8, 2018 by ikslo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaillardia Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 I remember reading a short story or poem as a kid about a war between people who put the milk on their cereal after the sugar and those who put it on before the sugar. My dh and I disagree pretty strongly about whether the butter should be stored in the fridge so it is hard, or out so it is soft. Big feud. No sugar on your cereal! I was always trying to get my kids to eat healthy cereals and found out they were eating things like Lucky Charms for breakfast in the garage! (This happened because they would go to the store with Dad and buy their own junk off and away from Dad). I didn't teach them to add sugar to their cereal and we did not have a sugar bowl on the table, ever. :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RootAnn Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Toilet paper over vs TP under Marvel vs. DC Macintosh vs. Windows 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katilac Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 The unschoolers wouldn't bother to show up to the fight... :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausmumof3 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Android vs. apple coffee vs. tea vegan vs. paleo :lol: But . . . how do you make a fun spoof of a tragedy? Does everyone still die at the end? Well vaxxers versus anti could end dramatically with either an epidemic or a compromised vaccine dose../ or a government conspiracy 😆 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosika Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Body Hair: Natural vs. Removed Chili: Beans vs. No Beans Pet Names: People names are ok vs. People names are for people (Car) Blinkers: Always Use Them vs. Rarely Use Them Star Trek: Deep Space Nine vs. Next Generation Plane Passengers: Obey seat belt sign vs. Ignore seat belt sign PIN numbers: I Use a Birthday/Anniversary Date vs. Nope, I Use Something Else Zits: Pop 'Em vs. Ride 'em out Public Bathroom Habits: Hover vs. Sit Santa & Kids: harmless myth vs scarring lie Flossing: Daily vs. Crap, today is my dental appointment Dishwasher Loading: Pre-rinse vs. Stick right in Laundry: Thorough Sorting vs. All in one load Texting: All hours (it's like email) vs. Awake hours (it's like phone calls) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyacinth Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Female aging: color the gray hair or go natural Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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