MooCow Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 "Son! Why are you listening to Biggie?? We're a Tupac family!!" (just said this to my 23 year old son) 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anne in CA Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 LOL, My dd listens to music that would curl my hair if it wasn't curly already. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethel Mertz Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 "Get your foot out of your lemonade!" Said to DS when he was 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawnM Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 "Son! Why are you listening to Biggie?? We're a Tupac family!!" (just said this to my 23 year old son) Huh, I didn't know you had to pick. It is not my style of music but I was teaching students who talked about them all the time. And I was teaching when each of them was shot. I had students who would swear Tupac wasn't really dead. Ah, those were the days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneStepAtATime Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 DS, honey, can we please go play now? Mommy is very tired of watching documentaries (said to 2nd grade DS our first year of homeschooling after 3 hours of documentaries...). 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kewb Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Don't do math in your head. For the one millionth time to my 16 year old dd. This after a million and one times to her older brother. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooCow Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 Huh, I didn't know you had to pick. It is not my style of music but I was teaching students who talked about them all the time. And I was teaching when each of them was shot. I had students who would swear Tupac wasn't really dead. Ah, those were the days. I was referring to West Coast represent because that's where we are from.......please pretend a wink smilie is here since I can't do emojji's smilieface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooCow Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 "Get your foot out of your lemonade!" Said to DS when he was 3. hahahahahaha!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emba Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 "Never, ever pee in the floor vent again." When he was about 2, youngest DS apparently thought it was some sort of drain in the floor, and would be very convenient to use instead of going to the bathroom. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daria Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 "Did I tell you to listen to your Grandma? Do not listen to a word she says!" This was after his very frail 90 year old grandmother told him "Oh no, you don't need to clear the table and do dishes. Sit here and let Grandma do it", and the foolish child apologized and sat down. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 Please stop petting/touching/molesting my feet. Every 5 minutes. I literally had to wear socks at all times from the time he could crawl until he was 8. Thankfully, I *think* he has outgrown this phase. I never fully understood "foot fetish" before encountering it in my own home. :LOL: Even his daycare teachers commented on it. They stopped wearing flip flops on splash day! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinder Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 Today: Stop cleaning your room! Said to dd who prefers to clean her room rather than do her school work. It's a delay tactic--her room is already quite clean. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Targhee Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 "We don't write on pancakes" 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoutingmom Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 No, you can't play your violin now Sent from my SM-T530NU using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKL Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 "Stop putting lipstick on your belly button." Don't ask .... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seeking Squirrels Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 "Do not lick your sister's butt." Yes, really. They were about 3 and 7 and both thought it was hilarious. :/ "We don't pour bowls of water on the baby" Said to then 4/5 year old after an incident with the 0/1yo. "Please turn right-side up at the dinner table" said to an 8 year old child's rear end whose head was on the floor. "Soup is not a finger food" Said to an 8 year old. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abba12 Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 I'm glad you can count to 1000 sweetie, but NO MORE COUNTING today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 "God gave us forks for a reason!" to my 10-year-old who keeps holding his fork in his left hand (he is left-handed) and eating food with his right hand. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinder Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 "God gave us forks for a reason!" to my 10-year-old who keeps holding his fork in his left hand (he is left-handed) and eating food with his right hand. Very similar to my constant refrain: We invented napkins so we wouldn't have to wipe our hands on our clothes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmilyGF Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 "No, you can't practice piano any longer." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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